The Colbert Report Season 3 Episode 5 Alex Kuczynski

Stephen asks for a nationwide lie-in to refuse to engage in "anything at all" on this Martin Luther King's Birthday, ala Rosa Parks in her passive protest; attacks Senator Barbara Boxer for commenting that Condozeela Rice has no connection at all to the Iraq war; expresses his approval that the US Army has lowered their recruitment expectations as a way to fill quotas; introduces a new financial segment known as Stephen's Bears and Balls."