Ep 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a successful and wealthy womanizer who owns a beachfront house in Malibu, California. He enjoys living a carefree life, free from any responsibilities or commitments. His brother Alan (Jon Cryer) is a divorced chiropractor who is constantly struggling to make ends meet while raising his son Jake (Angus T. Jones). Despite their many differences, the brothers are forced to live together as they try to navigate life in their own unique ways.

In season 3, episode 14, titled "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded", Charlie finds himself dealing with an unexpected and uninvited guest. His neighbor Rose (Melanie Lynskey), who has been obsessed with him for years, suddenly shows up at his doorstep, ready to do whatever it takes to win his heart. She has even gone so far as to get a tattoo of his name on her body.

Charlie, who has always seen Rose as nothing more than a nuisance, is completely taken aback by her sudden declaration of love. He tries to let her down gently, but she refuses to take no for an answer. She begs him to give her a chance, insisting that their love was meant to be.

Meanwhile, Alan is struggling with his own love life. He has recently started dating a woman named Nancy (Jeri Ryan), who he met online. Despite the fact that they have been talking for weeks, Alan has yet to meet her in person. He is convinced that she is the perfect woman for him, but Charlie and Jake are skeptical.

As the episode progresses, Charlie and Alan both realize that the women they thought were perfect for them may not be who they seem. Charlie discovers that Rose is not the sweet and innocent girl he thought she was, and Alan finally meets Nancy, who turns out to be a completely different person than he expected.

"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" is a hilarious and heartwarming episode that shows how love can be both unpredictable and unreasonable. Charlie and Alan may have their differences, but they both struggle with the same issues when it comes to matters of the heart. As they navigate through the ups and downs of love, they both learn that sometimes, the best things in life are worth fighting for.