Ep 7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan Harper continues to struggle with the realities of single parenthood as he raises his son, Jake. He's desperate for some time alone, and decides to hire a maid to take care of the housework while he spends a night out with his girlfriend. He finds the perfect H.O. (Housekeeper Orangutan) at a simian sanctuary and brings her home, much to the horror and amusement of his brother, Charlie.

As they settle down for the night, they realize the H.O. is far more than they bargained for when she begins to cause chaos around the house. Charlie and Alan must deal with her wild antics, including cooking an entire turkey, changing the TV channels non-stop, and even trying to flush a book down the toilet.

Meanwhile, Charlie is struggling with his own problems as his long-time love interest, Chelsea, becomes increasingly distant. He tries to win her back with grand romantic gestures and says he'll do anything to save their relationship. But he's in for a surprise when Chelsea finally tells him what's been bothering her.

As the night goes on, Alan and Charlie are pushed to their limits with the H.O. and must find a way to get rid of her before she destroys the entire house. But with each attempt to remove her, she proves to be more clever than they anticipated.

In the end, both Alan and Charlie learn valuable lessons about love and responsibility. Alan realizes that being a single parent means making sacrifices and learning to appreciate the little things in life. And Charlie learns that relationships require more than just grand gestures and that sometimes the best way to show someone you care is by being there for them, day in and day out.

Overall, "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" is a hilarious and heartwarming episode that highlights the dynamic between Alan and Charlie, as well as their individual struggles with love and life. The addition of the H.O. brings a wild and unpredictable element to the show, making for a memorable and entertaining episode.