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This comedy series parodies the popular real estate reality shows in which real estate agents walk viewers through "deals" that are carefully scripted to ramp up the drama. This semi-scripted take on the genre features cameo appearances by well-known comics and comedic actors.

4 Seasons, 35 Episodes
February 21, 2016
Cast: Dan Ahdoot, Tim Baltz, Ryan Gaul, Mandell Maughan
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  • As the Battle for Platinum comes to a head, Dean announces how they'll choose one Rosedragon to rule them all. Glenn worries this will distract from a very special day he's planned for himself and his Platinum family.

  • Dean and DJ ramp up their fight for control of Platinum with a time-honored contest. Baxter's real estate market tipster (CHRIS PARNELL) stops by to make, then break, his day, and Chelsea shows a property to overly exacting astrophysicist Neil deCicely Tyson (GARY ANTHONY WILLIAMS). At a listing, Glenn spars with a headstrong businesswoman (GINGER GONZAGA).

  • Dean is humiliated by fellow rich person Dickie (MARC EVAN JACKSON) at his listing and tries to save face. Andrew gets mixed up with an all cash, femme fatale buyer (MARY ELIZABETH ELLIS DAY), and Victoria's complicated office romance leads her to challenge Baxter's relationship with Jeffney Buckley (ALAN MCCLEOD.)

  • Baxter gives a house tour to two ex-boyfriends (JACK PLOTNIK, TOM LENK), now happily married to each other. Victoria and Amir both narrowly escape Serge and Gio with their lives, and Todd the Janitor (CRAIG CACKOWSKI) has grievances to air with Dean in couple's therapy led by Doctor Chambong (RICH FULCHER).

  • The Brokers train Dean in the ways of lowly office work and he quickly takes to his new rank. Tough negotiator Quistian (BEN SCHWARTZ) returns to hound the Bros, and Serge and Gio terrorize Glenn. To renovate a new listing, Victoria hires twin off-brand contractors in search of stardom (RANDY and JASON SKLAR).

  • Victoria finally tells Dean about her relationship with DJ, before running to help her father (DAVE FOLEY) as Glenn's search for love gets him catfished by an internet date (ALICIA SILVERSTONE.) Dean follows up with Serge and Gio on their death pact and Amir hopes to sell the home of a feuding couple (WHITNEY CUMMINGS, DAVID WALTON).

  • Back in the game, Dean negotiates opposite an old foe's son (BEN SCHWARTZ) and workshops his feud with DJ. Chelsea struggles to spread the message and tactics of Wisdometrics with her fellow brokers, while Glenn shows a property to actual royalty- the Bulgarian Prince Borsilav (DANA CARVEY).

  • The Brokers adjust to the new normal at Platinum with DJ in charge. Dean is missing in action, and Victoria learns an unpleasant secret while tracking him down. Meanwhile, Chelsea embarks on a new spiritual path, Amir sells to a zealous client (NICOLE BYER) and the Bros show a house to former child star (ADAM PALLY) as Glenn starts looking for romance.

  • In the Season Three finale, the brokers reel from Dean's sudden collapse and fret over Platinum's future. But the book release party must go on at Dean's publisher's house, even amid their uncertainty and worry. Meanwhile, one among them is about to reveal game-changing news that none were prepared

  • The Bros add a third agent, Rocket Jackson (CARL TART), to their twosome for a sexually charged home viewing. Chelsea sells to skittish animal attack survivor Huck (BRET MCKENZIE), and famed photographer Uncle Jerry (JASON MANTZOUKAS) returns to Platinum. Dean finally announces the winning book fore

  • Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ (EUGENE CORDERO), who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc (JAMES ADOMIAN), an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robber

  • Chelsea and Baxter's new folk band catches the eye of manager Dean, who books them on The Real Estate show, hosted by Leatha Benet (JESSICA ST. CLAIR). Glenn meets Objectophile Sabra (JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL), who must literally love the house, and Gerald (HOWARD KREMER) has an ulterior motive for attend

  • Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter choke during a fire drill and must learn basic emergency protocol from Dean, and Amir needs college student Eric (STEVEN YEUN) to pass a biology test so his dad will buy him a mansion. Andrew shows a house to chick-lit author Merry Capshaw (MARIBETH MONROE), who insists

  • New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean's social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars (SARAH SILVERMAN), but she won't stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector (GILLIAN JACOBS).

  • The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behaviour is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women (LAUREN LAPKUS, MARY HOLLAND, STEPHANIE ALLYNNE, ERIN WHITEHEAD), while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson (NICOLE PARKER) over his outrageously long m

  • Dean announces his epic memoir, featuring a foreword by the most deserving broker, and his son DJ (EUGENE CORDERO) arrives to manage Platinum while Dean is busy writing. Meanwhile, Glenn has gone emo after losing his partnership, Amir hopes to end a sales slump with a time-strapped potential buyer (

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