Fugget About It Season 1 Episode 11 The Horny Bastard
- TV14
- November 16, 2012
- 22 min
Jimmy Falcone is a man on a mission. As the exiled leader of a New York crime family, he's been relocated to the seemingly peaceful town of Regina, Canada, as part of the Witness Protection Program. But Jimmy's criminal instincts are hard to suppress, and trouble always seems to find him.
In episode 11 of Fugget About It, titled "The Horny Bastard," Jimmy finds himself caught up in a wild and hilarious adventure involving his teenage daughter, his dimwitted son, and an unexpected romantic encounter that could endanger their new life in witness protection.
The episode begins with an ordinary day in the Falcone household. Jimmy's daughter, Theresa, a rebellious and quick-witted teenager, is bored and looking for some excitement. Meanwhile, Jimmy's son, Petey, a lovable but simple-minded kid, is fixated on his new pet chicken, Tony. Their mother, Cookie, does her best to keep the family together and maintain some semblance of normalcy.
Just when Jimmy thinks things are finally settling down, he receives a visit from his ex-wife, Gina. Known for her extravagant lifestyle and insatiable desires, Gina is a force to be reckoned with. She informs Jimmy that she's planning to marry her latest conquest, a wealthy Texan named Buck. But there's one problem – Buck has a reputation for being territorial and possessive. Gina needs Jimmy to talk some sense into Buck and convince him that she can still have close relationships with her ex-husbands.
Reluctantly, Jimmy agrees to help Gina, hoping that this task will be relatively simple and won't put his family's safety at risk. Little does he know what the future holds.
As Jimmy sets off to meet Buck at his luxurious mansion, he leaves Theresa, Petey, and Cookie to their own devices. However, chaos erupts when Theresa decides to throw an impromptu party, hoping to impress her crush, Bobby. With a house full of unruly teenagers, things quickly spiral out of control, much to Cookie's dismay.
Back at Buck's mansion, Jimmy tries his best to charm the wealthy Texan, promising him the full commitment of his ex-wife while emphasizing the importance of maintaining peace. However, Buck has other plans. He reveals his dark and possessive side, and Jimmy realizes the task at hand is far more challenging than he anticipated.
Meanwhile, back at the Falcone household, the party quickly gets out of hand. Theresa's crush, Bobby, turns out to be a hormone-driven teenager with one thing on his mind – sex. Petey, eager to impress his sister's friends and be deemed cool, unwittingly assists Bobby in his quest to lose his virginity. Hilarity ensues as Petey, armed with his chicken Tony, tries to navigate the treacherous world of teenage desires.
As the chaos continues to escalate, Jimmy rushes back home, fearing for the safety of his family. He arrives just in time to witness a series of outrageous situations, including a dance-off, a keg stand gone wrong, and a chicken running loose throughout the house.
Amidst the hilarity, Jimmy realizes that his priority is to protect his family and keep them safe from harm – even if it means making difficult decisions that will change their lives forever.
"The Horny Bastard" delivers a rollercoaster of laughter, mishaps, and unexpected twists that keep viewers on their toes. As Jimmy navigates the tricky world of witness protection while managing his dysfunctional family, the episode showcases the show's unique blend of sharp wit, slapstick comedy, and heartwarming moments.
Will Jimmy be able to solve Gina's problem with Buck? Will Theresa and Petey survive the outrageous party unscathed? And how will this adventure impact the Falcone family's life in witness protection? Tune in to find out in this uproariously entertaining episode of Fugget About It.