Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Orange Collection Season 1 Episode 5 Guide to: Crushes & Dances

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide is a sitcom that aired on Nickelodeon from 2004 to 2007. The show follows the daily life of middle school student Ned Bigby as he navigates the ups and downs of school life with the help of his two best friends, Cookie and Moze.

In season 1, episode 5, titled "Guide to: Crushes & Dances," Ned and his friends tackle the tricky world of dating and school dances. At the start of the episode, Ned realizes that he has a crush on his classmate Suzie Crabgrass and he doesn't know how to approach her. He turns to his trusty school survival guide to help him figure out the best way to ask her to the upcoming school dance.

Meanwhile, Cookie has his own crush on a girl named Vanessa, but he's too nervous to talk to her. Moze, on the other hand, is determined to go to the school dance with someone who isn't her best friend, Ned. She sets her sights on high schooler Seth Powers, but he seems to be more interested in Ned's little sister.

As the trio tries to navigate the confusing world of middle school romance, they encounter a variety of obstacles. From being rejected by their crushes to encountering unexpected competition, they learn that sometimes things don't always go as planned.

Throughout the episode, Ned breaks down the key elements to successful flirting, including making eye contact, smiling, and finding common interests. He also tackles the tricky subject of rejection and advises his viewers to stay positive and keep trying.

As the school dance approaches, each of the friends deals with their individual struggles. Ned tries to work up the courage to ask Suzie to the dance, but he's constantly sabotaged by his own insecurities. Cookie finally gets up the nerve to talk to Vanessa, but he quickly realizes that she's not as perfect as he thought. Moze manages to get Seth's attention, but she's forced to deal with the consequences of her actions.

In the end, the three friends realize that the most important thing is to be true to themselves and have fun with their friends. They learn that sometimes crushes and dances can be complicated, but with a little guidance and a lot of perseverance, anything is possible.

Overall, "Guide to: Crushes & Dances" is a fun and lighthearted episode that tackles the universal struggles of middle school romance. With its relatable characters and helpful advice, it's a great episode for anyone who's ever had a crush or gone to a school dance.