Married...with Children Season 7 Episode 14 The Wedding Show

Al Bundy's family is getting ready for an important event - another wedding in the family. Their cousin, Frankie, is getting married to Vicky and everyone in the family is excited. Everyone except for Al, who is dreading the event.

Al had been waiting for this moment since he was a teenager. He had made a promise to himself that he would impregnate as many women as possible before he turned 35 and then he would end his life. However, he ended up getting married to Peggy and having two children, Kelly and Bud, and his dream from his teen years was never fulfilled. As a result, Al has become bitter and resentful towards weddings, especially since he can't seem to catch a break - he always ends up getting stuck with the bill.

The rest of the family, however, is excited about the wedding. Peggy is thrilled to be going to a fancy wedding and has already picked out her outfit. Kelly and Bud are happy to be spending time with their extended family, and Marcy, their neighbor, is thrilled to be the wedding planner for Frankie and Vicky's big day.

As the day of the wedding approaches, Al is becoming more and more irritated. He doesn't want to be there and he doesn't want to spend any money on the wedding. Meanwhile, Peggy is getting more and more dressed up, much to Al's dismay.

The wedding takes place at a fancy hotel, with Marcy running around, making sure everything is perfect. However, things don't go as planned. The DJ doesn't show up, and Marcy's backup plan, a stripper named Peaches, doesn't quite fit in with the wedding festivities. Meanwhile, Al is having an awful time. He's stuck sitting at the same table as his annoying relatives, and he can't wait for the wedding to be over so he can go home and watch television.

Just when Al thinks things couldn't get any worse, he gets hit on by Peaches. Al is horrified, and tries to bolt, but Peaches won't let him go. Marcy comes to his rescue, and tries to take Peaches off his hands, but Al's troubles are far from over.

Next, the bride's mother falls down the stairs and has to be taken to the hospital. With the bride's mother out of commission, the bride's father, Barney, decides he wants to take over planning the wedding. This leads to a clash between him and Marcy, who refuses to hand over control.

As the night continues, more and more things go wrong. Al's cousin keeps making inappropriate comments, the cake falls over, and the wedding cake cutter gets stuck in Al's face.

Finally, the wedding is over and Al is happy to be leaving the hotel. However, as they walk out to the parking lot, they realize the Bundy family car has been stolen. The episode ends with Al screaming at the top of his lungs in the parking lot, wondering why he ever got married in the first place.