Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 7
Seinfeld
Season 9

Ep 7. The Slicer

  • PG
  • November 13, 1997
  • 23 min
  • 8.4  (3,278)

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedy icon who created one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, Seinfeld. The television show follows the lives of four friends living in New York City, each with their quirks and idiosyncrasies. It debuted in 1989 and ran for nine seasons. Seinfeld is known for its fast-paced dialogue, witty humor, and remarkable ensemble cast. Each episode revolves around a different theme or situation, often drawn from the writers' observations of everyday life and relationships.

In season 9, episode 7, titled The Slicer, Jerry Seinfeld faces a surprisingly serious dilemma when his girlfriend uses his vintage bread-slicing machine to julienne cucumbers. Meanwhile, George Costanza is caught up in a turf war between his employer, Kruger Industrial Smoothing, and the United Parcel Service (UPS). Elaine Benes tries to improve her dating life by screening potential suitors based on their income and job prospects, but her criteria prove disastrous. Finally, Kramer acquires a meat slicer and wreaks havoc with his newfound power.

At the start of the episode, Jerry's girlfriend, Sally, is fixated on health and nutrition. She insists on juicing and making smoothies with ultra-organic and expensive ingredients. When she learns that Jerry has an old-fashioned bread slicer in his possession, she becomes obsessed with making paper-thin slices of cucumbers for their salads. Jerry is initially hesitant, as he treasures the bread slicer as an antique, but ultimately agrees to let Sally borrow it.

The situation quickly becomes complicated when Sally refuses to return the bread slicer and instead uses it for all of her food-related needs. She even invites her cooking club over to try the slicer out and insists on Jerry being present. Jerry becomes increasingly agitated with the situation and feels violated that someone is using his cherished possession for unintended purposes.

Meanwhile, George is stuck in the middle of a feud between his employer and the delivery company, UPS. Kruger Industrial Smoothing receives a package delivery from UPS, but the contents are damaged, and Kruger wants to reject the shipment. George is tasked with delivering the package back to the UPS warehouse, but he gets lost and ends up in a UPS sorting facility. George's lies and manipulation are no match for the UPS hierarchy, and he ends up in a complicated situation involving a precarious pile of boxes.

Elaine, in her typical fashion, decides to screen her potential suitors based on their earning potential and job prospects. She sets up meetings with a series of men, and the results are disastrous. One man shows up late and then reveals that he's currently unemployed. Another man seemingly has a great job in finance, but Elaine grows suspicious and ends up getting him fired. Elaine's superficial criteria for a partner prove to be her undoing, and she realizes her mistake.

Finally, Kramer acquires a meat slicer and becomes obsessed with the power it gives him. He starts slicing everything he can get his hands on, including bread, fruit, and even mail. His attempts to slice deli meat for a local sandwich shop lead to a catastrophic situation and result in him losing the support of his local community.

The Slicer is a quintessential Seinfeld episode, showcasing the show's trademark mix of humor and clever storytelling. The episode features classic conflicts and mishaps, including a turf war between two companies, a relationship dilemma, job searches, and power dynamics among friends. The episode is a reminder of Seinfeld's ability to highlight the absurdities of everyday life and the hilarious consequences of everyday conflicts and situations. Fans of the show will relish in this must-watch episode, which perfectly encapsulates Seinfeld's brand of humor and style of storytelling.

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  • First Aired
    November 13, 1997
  • Content Rating
    PG
  • Runtime
    23 min
  • Language
    English
  • IMDB Rating
    8.4  (3,278)