If you poured the essence of High Fidelity's Rob Gordon and Psych's Shawn Spencer into a blender, sprinkled in just the right hint of Dexter Morgan, added a splash of Scotch and hit "frappe" . . . you'd have the closest thing anyone could make to The Sleepless One. This charming former Kansas City-area newspaper scribe has had the occasional martini that isn't as dry as his wit. When he isn't secretly trying to put up a hidden cot in the Independence, Missouri 24 Hour Fitness, he's an enthusiastic console gamer who reveres Red Dead Redemption, God Of War, Mass Effect 2 and Kingdom Hearts. He'll spread the word of only the finest, most unique music faster than Lindsay Lohan can spread a painful, embarrassing rash. Get him talking about Social Distortion, Julia Nunes, Juliana Hatfield or the Pixies. We dare you. Most intriguingly, he has honed a sixth sense for unearthing hysterically awful cinema du crap from beneath Netflix's deepest, foulest bowels.