The Soup Season 6 Episode 77 Episode 669

American Idol creates unwarranted tension; the return of The Hills featuring Heidi's new post-surgery look; former Bachelor Jake Pavelka gets emotional when he's voted off Dancing With the Stars; Sandra Bullock files for divorce from her Nazi-mistress-loving husband, Jesse James; Larry King and his estranged wife reconcile (or do they?); "Bieber Fever" grips the world as Justin Bieber asks his fans to calm down after they trample his mother; Molly Ringwald writes a book; Today features the world's smallest pony in a new segment, "That's Some Cute Ass Sh&!"; Cyndi Lauper drops the Hasselhoff bomb on Celebrity Apprentice; RuPaul's Drag Race's bitch-slapping finale.

Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: Passive-aggressive electric mixing on Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy.