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Bobby seems to have become quite the ladies man as a number of girls in school are considering him for their homecoming dance date. But he learns that he's being played for a fool after being wined and dined by the girls. Later, Bobby is asked to join the local junior college’s meat examination team after discovering he has a knack for identifying different cuts of meat. His new found gift brings the Hill men closer than ever before.

After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.

Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.

Bobby signs up for little league and sees his baseball career go through its ups and downs, while Hank and his coach have some friction between them.

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Bobby rediscovers religion. Meanwhile Hank and the gang are determined to have a better 4th of July fireworks display than a rival neighborhood.

Hank becomes Dale's "babysitter" when Dale's wife, Nancy, leaves Arlen for the bright lights of Dallas to become a big city TV news reporter. With Nancy away from home, Dale finds himself an independent man and free to do whatever he wants. But when his behavior gets out of hand, Peggy and Hank beg Nancy to come home.

After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamourous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool.

After Hank breaks his nose in a football game a plastic surgeon reconstructs a brand new nose that he starts to love a little too much.

When Peggy and Hank forget to pick up Bobby at the mall he uses their ensuing guilt trip to manipulate his parents.

Hank accompanies Buck Strickland to the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis.

Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.

Hank gets into an argument with his new neighbor about how the Order of the Straight Arrow, a local chapter of a boys club, should be run.

Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study.

In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.

When Mr. Strickland decides to put Strickland Propane on My Space, hank has a feeling this is a bad idea. His fears are founded when Donna posts personal videos and information on the site.

Kahn’s Idol, Ted Wassonasong, buys a house within the neighborhood, but has no intention of residing there. He does have plans for the home, but the neighborhood may not like it.

A run of "eco-fever" erupts in Arlen when Hank makes the suggestion that the company goes green after experiencing a scandal at Strickland Propane. Bobby and Joseph receive extra credit in school by planting trees, while Dale gets an idea for a fraudulent carbon offset business.

The 13th season premiere finds Bill discovering he has diabetes due to his love of sweets, and must make lifestyle changes.

Luanne's father/Peggy's brother Hoyt, has been released from prison and with nowhere to go, heads to Arlen to receive guidance and money from his daughter and sister. When Peggy denies him, he resorts to robbing a restaurant. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky, asks Hank's advice in how to be a better father.

Dale, Bill and Boomhauer feel rejected after Hank asks for Bobby's assistance in a boat building competition in hopes of some father and son bonding time. But Bobby is left alone to build the craft when Hank becomes spooked by the bats which roam around the garage.

Bobby is assigned to work with the school's police officer after being accused of throwing a can of soda at the officer. Meanwhile, Hank is chased by a man with a baseball bat after trying to return the the wallet of the man in which he believed had stolen his own wallet.

In hopes of jazzing up her usually dull birthday celebrations, Peggy schedules a murder mystery party aboard a train for this year. But when the event is ruined by bad food and a lackluster performance of the play, Hank and Peggy create some drama of their own.

Joseph is recruited by a prestigious private school after becoming the star quarterback of the Tom Landry Middle school football team. Although Joseph doesn't want to attend the school, Dale is tempted by the money he is offered to switch teams.

Realtor Peggy hopes to sell a beautiful home, but the family living there is less than attractive. She plans on bringing in a "Hollywood family" as a replacement so she can make the house marketable, but is made a shocking offer instead.

Kahn escapes to a karaoke bar when Mihn's father, the General, comes for a visit and gives him a hard time. While there, Kahn discovers a unknown talent. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby seek bragging rights in an escalating wager war.

An emergency meeting is held when a child is reported as missing in Arlen. During the meeting, a closed doors session between a relationship expert and Peggy has her embarrassed by questioning her parenting skills, causing her to keep a closer watch on Bobby and Hank.

Peggy's hipster real estate clients begin taking over the Mexican area where Enrique resides after Hank consents to speak at the quinceañeara of Enrique's daughter.

Hank pays the sticker price when Peggy asks for a new convertible, as he has always done with all his cars. But when Peggy informs him that he has been overpaying all these decades, Hank makes a plan to exact his revenge.

A blind date with Charlene, an attractive single mother has Bill in love. But Dale feels weary of Kate, Charlene's meddling daughter.

Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck which sells foods recently banned by the Arlen city council, including trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers.

Ladybird, the Hill's family dog, is put on a list of vicious dogs after going on a rampage, breaking things around the home and even biting Hank's hand. Their veterinarian makes a suggestion that Hank should take Ladybird to see a spiritualist.

Dale and Hank go on a vocational vacation to learn basket weaving after Nancy urges Dale to get a job that would create more family income.

Mihn learns skeet shooting after joining the Arlen Gun Club and hopes her skill will make herself and Kahn members of the exclusive country club. Meanwhile, The Hills try to figure who has been throwing their trash in Hank's cans.

Bobby is put in charge of the school carnival after making the suggestion to the student council that they run one this year. But all his plans may be squashed when a stern "diversity expert" comes to school.

Hank joins a hippie co-op which sells quality organic foods having been disgusted with the quality of the local supermarket steaks.

Hank, Luanne, Bobby and Lucky attend a dinner at a performance restaurant with Cotton, who goes crazy. A fight with the chef and a horrible accident, leaves Cotton clinging to life in a hospital.

Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool.

Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA.

When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The "protest" leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their "retreat". The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help.

Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby's new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska's assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas.

As the Hills plan for Luanne and Lucky’s lavish wedding, Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone. Hank convinces Dale to hire Lucky and help with all the bed-bug spraying that the town needs. While horsing around at Dale’s house, Lucky falls and gets hurt and sues Dale for negligence. When the lawyer discovers the penniless black hole that is Dale, he manages to connect Hank and Strickland to the law suit.

Bill has recently learned that he will have to pass an army drill in order to continue his work as a military barber. In hopes of getting into shape, he forsakes Hank’s advice and joins up with a group of weight-lifting experts, though the lifestyle choice soon proves to have its fair share of consequences.

Waiting for aliens on the vernal equinox, Dale believes he has traveled back in time with a time traveler and thinks the world will end if he runs into his former self. Unaware that the “time traveler” is actually Kahn’s nephew, Dale proceeds to act like he needs to avoid his former self to prevent the end of the world. As his antics become increasingly erratic to avoid his former self, Nancy struggles with John Redcorn’s advances. Nancy’s hair begins to fall out and she consults her doctor who puts her on several pills including Xanex thinking that stress is causing her hair loss. When the pills don’t work, Nancy visits her mother to see if heredity is to blame. Nancy learns that she is a lot like her mother and her hair is falling out due to the stress of ending her affair with John Redcorn. All she has to do to get her hair back is reunite with Redcorn.

When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in the exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new "Cozy Kitchen" representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn't as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty

Hank is distraught to learn that Bobby may not pass the Presidential Fitness Test, so he decides to work with him in order to ensure that he gets into shape. However, when Hank inadvertently helps a group of college students develop a video game that features him as the main character, he becomes addicted to the game and starts to lose track of what’s really important.

When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill's religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her.

Peggy gets a job as a real estate agent after she is fired from her previous job.

When Cotton decides to give Hanks beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, none other than Dusty Hill from ZZ Top, Hank is devastated. But things go from bad to worse when Dusty arrives at Hanks house with a camera crew from his new reality show. With Hank already pushed to his limits, his patience is put to the ultimate test as Dusty and his band play practical jokes for the camera.

When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Jealous of Luanne's prom experience, Lucky sends Mud Dobber and Elvin to bully Luanne's 15-year-old date. However, despite the guys' antics, Lucky realizes that he'd rather be with Luanne than hunting for wood.

Bill wants to know who else is left in his family to carry on the Dauterive name. He finds that only one of his cousins and he are left in his family. Bill decides to make use of his name by selling his special barbecue sauce. But things get ugly when Gilbert and Bill get into an argument over this.

Bobby's pet snake goes into the toilet. Hank contacts Animal Control to get it out, but Animal Control makes things go out of hand and makes the problem even worse, bringing panic throughout the city. The problem can be fixed by one person... Dale?

Peggy begins to feel unfeminine about herself. She meets someone named Carolyn who she thinks can help her, but is she to be trusted with Peggy's femininity?

When Lucky asks Peggy to tutor him for the General Equivalency Diploma, Peggy accepts, hoping to prod Lucky to take a job far away from Luanne. During the course of their lessons, Lucky declares that his intention is to get his G.E.D. and propose to Luanne. Peggy takes matters into her own hands and intentionally teaches him incorrect material, causing Lucky to fail and forgo his proposal - that is, until Luanne announces that she has a "bun in the oven."

When the Hills get some liberal-minded neighbors, Hank finds himself terrorized by their uncontrollable son Caleb. Lila and Jim have raised their son without boundaries and now Caleb is a force in the neighborhood. It's up to Hank and Bobby to put the neighborhood bully in his place.

When Bobby gets a job to earn money for trendy jeans, he meets a young, urban freeloader, Derek, and realizes there might be an easier way. Bobby and Joseph toss the job and join Derek and his friends panhandling outside hip stores.

When Strickland gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. Strickland makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use catch phrases. It's up to Hank to get Strickland back to his true love. Meanwhile, Peggy discovers the power of the press pass.

When Reverend Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist church, Hank and the family begin church shopping. The Arlen Megachurch tries to woo the Hills with a coffee bar, offering Peggy a job and Hank a church football field. Meanwhile, Lucky takes the opportunity to introduce Hank to his unique kind of spirituality.

When Strickland embarks on a propane price war, he hires the Teutul guys to help sales at the Propane Expo. Unfortunately, the Teutuls cause a riot at the Expo. It's up to Hank to save Strickland Propane.

When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs the business into the ground, Buck Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team. Hank turns the business around and teaches Kahn a thing or two about hard work. Meanwhile, Peggy becomes convinced that Nancy is screening her calls.

Bobby, under the influence of another person, decides what career he wants.

When Hank and his softball team, the Zephyrs, engage in a game for charity against the Globetrotters of the softball world, Hank takes it a bit too seriously and winds up in a real game. The Zephyrs lose and the rival softball team heads off with the charity check, and it's up to Hank to get it back.

When Kahn becomes scared about losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and gives up his creature comforts. Meanwhile, Kahn convinces Hank and the guys to build him a swimming pool.

When Hank can’t handle Bobby’s jokes anymore, he enrolls him in a clown class at the local community college. Clown class turns out to be more than Bobby bargains for when his teacher winds up teaching old-fashioned miming and clown performance. Meanwhile, Hank and the neighbors pick up a kickball game.

When Hank and Peggy try to clean up an Arlen historical landmark, they find out that Arlen was founded by harlots and was a place of ill-repute. New city manager Vance Gilbert decides to use the city’s rediscovered history and turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family – that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.

Bill becomes lonely after caring for the Hill family while they had the flu, so he decides to make his home open to more people.

Peggy's new job at the newspaper is to write about household hints. The problem is, she doesn't know any. She decides to find someone that does.

When Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, he invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach. During the trip, Hank realizes that his friends avoid him because he’s uptight. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies. The results leave Hank and the guys overboard.

Bill realizes that he is good for nothing. He decides to join a chorus group in order to make something of his life. When the other guys notice he is missing, they go looking for him.

Bobby surprisingly gets on to the track team. Hank is proud, but then he finds out that Bobby is a decoy that the coach is using to motivate other runners. This is where Hank starts pushing Bobby to his limits.

Nancy loses her job at the news station when someone else is hired. She decides to get an exciting news story by capturing shots of the wildfire. Is this a smart move?

Smoking has been banned from Arlen. Dale is outraged by this; he decides to go against this law by going under a disguise as "The Smoking Bandit". Everyone is wondering who this person is -- including Peggy, who wants to put an article on him in the newspaper.

John Redcorn needs another gig for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. He asks Hank if he can play at the Family Fun Day at Strickland Propane. Hank is in charge of the party; he will not let a thing go wrong.

In order to pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job at the roller derby. Later, Peggy joins her; there is more trouble when they must borrow even more money to start their own team...

The high school football team cannot play because of the condition of the field. Smitty, the groundskeeper, may lose his job because of this. Hank decides to help him by doing his job secretly.

Hank fails to pay his insurance money. He must take drastic measure to keep his house from harm. This is not going to be easy with all the surrounding problems making the house very susceptible.

Hank's co-worker Enrique has been having some problems with his wife; she has left him. Hank does not want to interfere with this, but he decides to help them get back together.

Hank needs to take care of a soldier's pet. What he doesn't know is that this pet, a cat named Duke, is a very malicious creature. When he takes him to the vet to have him checked, Hank is given a very large bill...

Dale learns the truth about the Kennedy assassination from the government. After this, Dale becomes a nationalist.

Peggy is jealous of all the attention is getting from his lawn. She decides to start a garden. Hank is okay with this, but he just won't allow the garden gnome she placed on it.

Cotton's friend Topsy takes the dirt nap and leaves Cotton $10,000. Cotton is saddened by this news, but he decides to buy a timeshare -- in Mexico; Cotton is tricked by a timeshare owner.

When an elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield, visits the Hill household during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house; it was also her childhood home. However, when Ms. Wakefield announces that she wants to die in their house, Hank and Peggy want nothing more than for her to leave. Ms. Wakefield proves to be more difficult to put off.

Peggy goes to Montana to make amends with her mother. Later, she finds out that her mother is in bigger trouble than expected; celebrities from Hollywood are moving in and raising taxes.

Bobby is trying to decide between shop class and peer counseling. He chooses counseling, but it won't be the better choice after awhile...

Kahn and Minh are downhearted when Connie is rejected from a renowned summer school. They decide to stoop down a level and live like "rednecks."

Hank receives a backache while on the job. He tries to get some help, but no one can help him. He decides to try yoga; amazingly, it works. But there are other troubles coming up from insurance agents...

Hank feels that Bobby should be spending time doing extracurricular activities, so Bobby joins the Quiz Bowl; he answers all the questions that have to do with celebrities. When he wins games with them, the other members of the team pressurize him even more, making him more and more nervous until he blacks out.

Hank wants to enter a Grill-Off, but will no do it because they don't allow propane. Luanne decides to help him stage a protest, but gets a little carried away...

Hank decides to make a re-enactment of the Alamo after realizing that Bobby won't be learning about it in school.

Cotton gets a job as a police officer. Unfortunately for Dale, it is at his security company...

A flood has occurred in Arlen. The townspeople must get shelter in the high school. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but loses the position when he cannot make a decision; Bill takes over.

Dale is the only organ donor a hot rod driver can rely on. Unfortunately, Dale has a fear of hospitals. Hank tries to help him overcome that fear in exchange for being Dale for a day.

Peggy helps out the high school cheerleading squad in order to motivate the team and the crowds. When she is successful, she is promoted to coach. This is where she gets carried away.

Hank takes his friends and Bobby on a fishing trip. When Bobby gets hungry for some fish, he gets some from his neighbors at the campsite. It turns out that these people are hippies.

Bill and Luanne get jobs in the best hair salon in town, but they will have to make some major changes in life to keep their jobs.

Hank sees a new employee working at Strickland Propane -- Rich. Everyone but he finds him funny, and Hank wants to file a lawsuit against him.

Hank enlists Peggy's artistic skills to help out with the standards for his propane company. When she makes a sculpture, however, it is rejected. When she gets a deal with an art dealer, she is very excited. But does this person really mean what he says?

Hank buys Bobby his first wallet. Unfortunately for Hank, this gives Bobby delusions of being rich. He tries to figure out how much money Hank makes with the help of his friends.

Hank goes on a road trip with Bobby to Phoenix, Arizona. He is very fond of teaching Bobby the way of the trucker. Unfortunately, troubles brew when Hank's friends find out that they are not invited.

Hank accidentally causes a leak in the pipes of his house. When an insurance man arrives, he tells them that they can't live in the house anymore because of mold. They must move to a hotel. Later, he sees his house about to be ripped apart...

Peggy goes to Mexico to tutor some students. However, she feels that her master is trying to have sexual relations with her.

Hank is unknowingly given male enhancement hormones by Peggy. Unfortunately for her, she turns him into a young adult.

A star football player moves into Arlen. He's always causing trouble wherever he goes. Hank doesn't want to admit it, but needs to decide what to do about the player before it's too late.

Bobby starts to hang out with a Christian Rock group. Hank is okay with it, but reconsiders it when Bobby's attitude changes.

Boomhauer is upset that the woman he loves is marrying someone else -- his brother.

Bobby takes an interest in cards. Hank thinks that Bobby is playing with playing cards, but they’re actually cards that tell your fortune. To make matters worse, Bobby meets a man who tells him to disobey his father and use his power of fortune-telling for evil.

Kahn’s mother comes to visit. Kahn is infuriated when she becomes a maid for the Hills. Kahn becomes even more infuriated when she takes an interest in Bill. Kahn needs to figure out how to break those two apart.

Peggy creates a bird society. Unfortunately, this attracts many pigeons to the neighborhood and they are becoming an annoyance. Dale can’t do anything to stop them, but he knows someone who can -- a woman named Sheila Repkin. Unfortunately for Nancy, Sheila and Dale seem to be having an affair, and she is worried about the future of her marriage.

Hank causes an accident with the water heater at home. Peggy hires an African American repairman. When Ladybird attacks him, the repairman accuses him of being racist. Hank learns that Ladybird is an entourage when it comes to situations like this.

Bill is revealed to have head lice. When he passes them off to the other guys, he is not allowed to drink with them anymore. Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer decide to shave their heads.
Later, Bill is arrested, but he does not wish to be let go after he gains popularity.

Peggy takes over the garden at Bobby’s school to grow vegetables. She enlists the help of some students to grow the vegetables with her. But trouble brews when the insects arrive…

Buck Strickland’s wife leaves him after getting tired of Buck’s bad habits. Buck is depressed; he decides to be a good Christian with the help of Luanne. Unfortunately, when Luanne turns down his marriage proposal, he is very angry. It’s up to Hank to “show him the light.”

Hank takes Bobby to work at his propane company. Unfortunately, Bobby has been abusing his power when selling the grills.

Cotton Hill comes over to the Hill household to recruit Bobby in the military so he can have some discipline. Unfortunately for Bobby, Cotton has become the principal of the school; he will make his life a living hell.

Peggy, Minh, and Nancy all want to run for a seat in the school board after hearing about an after-school program being cancelled. Unfortunately, there is trouble when they all turn against each other; especially Peggy and Minh. When Peggy enlists Nancy’s help, she is stabbed in the back on local television. It’s up to her to set things right…

After going to couples’ therapy, Hank and Peggy realize that they need some excitement in their life -- a motorcycle. Hank enjoys driving the bike, but when Peggy wants to drive it, he is hesitant to give her the front seat for the sake of manliness.

John Redcorn believes that Dale and Joseph should go on a “vision quest.” Dale begins having some visions; this makes him raise Joseph like an Indian.

Buck Strickland comes up with an idea to exploit Luanne. He uses her in boxing matches; when she wins, it boosts her confidence… it boosts it enough for her to go against Frieda Foreman…

There is a pest problem at the Mega Lo Mart. Hank thinks that Dale can fix this problem, but he is hesitant to recommend him. Dale, however, suspects another “pest” on the premises…

Luanne decides to become an entrepreneur. While in a class for entrepreneurs, she meets a man named Trip Larsen. They get closer and closer until Luanne becomes his girlfriend. She has no idea what he is planning to do with her…

Peggy takes over the lease of a local book store. Later, she discovers that business is not so good there. To gain business, Peggy allows Dale to sell guns in the basement of the store.

Hank accidentally cuts off Dale's finger while he is sawing a piece of wood. Dale makes it seem like Hank did this on purpose during court, so the judge sentences Hank to an anger management class.

Hank is annoyed at first when he notices that Bobby has an interest for gardening, but is very supportive after letting him enter a rose-growing contest, where he goes out of his way to make Bobby win.

Bobby and Hank enter Ladybird into a Dog Dancing contest.

After Bobby begins to cook for the family, Peggy begins to get jealous of him; because she thinks Hank likes his meals better than the ones that she makes.

Connie’s family has her delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, over for a short time. Bobby then begins to fall in love with Tid Pao, which causes Connie to become extremely jealous. However, Bobby has become nothing but a tool for Tid Pao when he dumps Connie for her as his science partner. It turns out that Tid Pao is using Bobby to create a Meth-lab.

Bill begins to disgust everyone on the block when he shows them his talent of guzzling hotdogs in a matter of seconds. Bill then finds himself at a loss, that is, until a woman from the Federation of Competitive Eating encourages Bill to compete in a contest based on his skill. However, things take a turn for the worse when Bill finds out that Dale also has a talent equal, if not better, than Bill’s at guzzling down hotdogs.

Hank has been impressed by the music played by the boy-band, 4Skore. However, Hank begins to have second thoughts about the band when he takes Bobby to see one of the band’s concerts. The 4Skore begins to do suggestive dance moves that Bobby begins to imitate for his new girlfriend, Jordan. Meanwhile, Nancy and Minh begin to see whom the sexiest man on the block is, with Hank tied with Bill for last place.

It turns out that the son of the widow is Hank's long-lost half brother. He and Hank need to stop Cotton from going crazy and attacking the Emperor of Japan...

The family takes a trip to Japan for Cotton's apology to a widow of a soldier he killed in World War II.

Bill decides to get a woman by setting a trap for her. He succeeds in trapping her, but fails when she goes home with Boomhauer. Boomhauer realizes that he was never this much in love in his whole life...

Hank begins to have fantasies of Nancy Gribble naked. Peggy fears he is going to cheat on her, so she decides to take Hank on a trip to save their marriage. Is there something in Hank's picture that she's not seeing?

Dale and Nancy are going to renew their wedding vows. Nancy invites Dale's father; he and Dale haven't seen each other in a long time. When Hank goes to meet his Dale's father, it turns out that he has become a homosexual...

Luanne joins a sorority that brainwashes young women after being rejected from all others.

Hank goes on an expedition to find out where his favorite brand of beer has gone. Peggy tries to find out for him by getting a job at the company. When she learns the secret, she finds out that she can't tell anybody, not even Hank; he is very anxious to know.

Kahn wants to get into an exclusive Asian country club, but he can't unless he brings Hank with him. It is later revealed that Hank is the one who will receive the membership...

Hank and Dale switch lives -- they become the "new" fathers for Bobby and Joseph. When Dale finds out that he enjoys Bobby's hobbies and does not like Joseph's, he comes to realize that he is not Joseph's father.

Bill steals a tank from the Army after being convinced that he was used in a drug test. It's up to Hank and his friends to prove him wrong.

Peggy is desperate to find a full-time job, but she can't find one that involves teaching. She decides to work in the propane business along with Hank.

Later, she receives a job offer from a Catholic school... dishonestly!

Cotton decides to spend some time with Vietnam veterans along with his World War II buddies. Unfortunately, he berates them by making them go through flashbacks of their memories in the war via "killing acts"; this makes the Vietnam veterans go against the WWII veterans and Hank.

Peggy is a genius according to an online quiz. When she is offered a coveted college degree for a small price, she accepts and uses the family fund. When she finds out she has been tricked into giving away her money, she must try and get it back...

Connie prefers bluegrass to classical music. She decides to join a band with and Hank and Company to perform in Branson, Missouri. Unfortunately, Hank goes over the top with Connie's playing and pressurizes her even more.

The family goes to a Renaissance Faire. When she sees the way women are treated there, she starts a rebellion which eventually leads to war...

Bobby sees the many trophies Hank has since high school. He wants to get a trophy, but he can't. Peggy humors him by giving him one of Hank's, but Hank doesn't want to give it away. Later, the family finds out that the Olympic torch will be carried through Arlen by none other than... Bobby Hank.

Bobby hangs out with Bill after his breakup with Connie. Unfortunately, he hears of Bill's divorce and this gets him depressed all over again. Hank decides to get him help with Boomhauer, but it's not working out very well.

Kahn is tired of Connie having Bobby as her boyfriend, so he tries to break them up by giving him money. Unfortunately, things go a little wrong when Kahn interferes with their personal lives...

Hank receives a promotion from Buck after building a house, but loses it after showing his "affection."

While on a field trip in Mexico with her students, Peggy accidentally brings home a Mexican girl. While bringing her back, she is arrested.

Dale is the gun club president. Unfortunately, he loses it after making an accident. Someone else challenges him for the title. Dale needs to all he can to keep his position in the upcoming election.

Bobby goes over to Connie's for a slumber party. While there, he gets beat up by someone. In order to make sure that never happens again, he decides to take some self-defense classes -- women's self-defense.

Bobby passes himself off as a high school student to get a popular band to play at his prom.

Hank is to compete in an official lawn mower race against Dale and the others, but he starts experiencing some back pain. The doctor says that he has a diminished rear end; this is causing his back pain. He tells Hank to wear some prosthetic buttocks, but Hank is too much of a man to wear them…

Nancy Gribble gets let go from her weather girl job at the news station for a younger girl -- Luanne. Nancy is very upset about this, but later, she asks Dale for a face-lift. Dale doesn’t have the money so he decides to get it by suing a cigarette company for “making Nancy aged.” The cigarette company decides to pay Dale the low amount of money he is suing for, but reconsider when they decide to fight against the principle of his pointless lawsuit.

Bobby takes an interest in environmentalism. Hank thinks of this as “weird,” but he supports Bobby when he learns that they are going to protest against the draining of the quarry -- not because of the environment, but because they have dropped Boomhauer’s car into it years ago when he and the other guys were young.

Bobby has an allergy to pet dander. Unfortunately for Hank, this means getting rid of Ladybird, his faithful dog. Hank resists the order and tries to build Ladybird a doghouse. Unfortunately, Ladybird doesn’t want to live in it. Hank doesn’t want to get rid of Ladybird, so he makes Bobby live in it.

Hank makes Luanne take program at the church to become a virgin again. Later, Peggy reveals that when she got married to Hank, she was not a virgin.

Dale’s doctor says that he has been spending too much time around chemicals. Anymore of it, and he’ll die. Dale is heartbroken; the chemicals are part of his exterminating job; it is his passion. Hank gets him a job at a different place, but his skills with exterminating are of no use where he’s going… or is it?

After Peggy and Hank take in a woman named Tammi who just says she wants her GED, they assume she's a nice woman. But after a few suspicious gifts, welcoming men, and a new makeover for Peggy, Hank discovers that Tammi is a hooker!

Bobby receives a ventriloquist’s dummy named Chip Block. Unfortunately for Bobby, Hank is showing too much attention to the dummy and spending less time with Bobby himself. Later, Dale, who has been scared of dummies since he was a little kid, tries to destroy Chip.

It’s Bill’s birthday. The guys decide to celebrate it in Austin. While there, Bill begins dating the governor of Texas. This is tough, since Bill’s ex-wife shows up again to take him back.

While Hank is looking for his birth certificate, he finds out that was actually born in New York.

Hank watches a movie named The Roses of Time. He starts crying because his truck is about to break down. He must try and fix it. Can he do it?

Bill is alone for Christmas, so he decides to create a Santa's workshop at his home after receiving a letter addressed to Santa. Then, Christmas passes, but Bill doesn't want to give up his position as Santa. He continues to work at it, but it gets very annoying to the neighbors.

Bobby gets a position as the school mascot of the football team. He brings disgrace to his family when he cowers away from the traditional beating.

Hank realizes that Cotton is having trouble taking care of his wife and child. He decides to help him find a job, but his promotion is not all that's cracked up to be..

Peggy moves to substituting at a high school. Unfortunately, one of her students just won't do any work. No one cares since he's the star football player for the team. She feels that he should do some work regardless of what everyone else thinks.

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving. Later, John Redcorn tells Bobby the truth about Thanksgiving, and he starts having second thoughts about the holiday.

It’s Bobby’s 13th birthday. He is ready to act more mature and do all the things that adults do. When he goes out on the town with his family and the Gribbles, he sees that Joseph has grown taller and has a deeper voice. When they arrive at the restaurant, Bobby is still being treated as a little kid and Joseph is being treated as an adult. Bobby feels angry about this; he’s older than Joseph.

Hank wants Bobby to do some work over the summer, so he takes him over to Strickland Propane. Unfortunately for him, he finds out that his boss is teaching Bobby how to cheat.

Hank feels that it is time for Luanne to star voting for the presidential elections. He decides to show her how by taking her to a fair where she can learn more about them. When she returns, she tells him that she will be voting for a candidate by the way he looks. Hank is shocked at this.

Peggy sends a letter to Randy Travis with one of her songs. When she meets him in a fair, she hears her song being sung by Randy Travis. She then accuses him of stealing, and tries to get back at him.

While in a bowling alley, Peggy feels embarrassed about her shoe size. A man comes up to her and tells her that he can help make her feet look beautiful over the Internet. Is this man really who he says he is?

Hank tries to conserve water during a drought. He gets some new toilets, but they actually cause more problems than they prevent.

Dale and Nancy start seeing each other again. Nancy then considers going back to Dale, but is having a tough time deciding that.

Hank thinks about Bobby's comedy career when he becomes a comedian at his workplace.

Hank needs to get a haircut. He asks Bill to give him one after an incident with his old barber. Later, he gets a huge bill from the Army, where he got his haircut.

Bobby becomes obsessed with Buddhism when monks come to him about a reincarnation.

Peggy wants to climb the corporate ladder of business, but needs help. She asks Bill for it, but she pushes him too hard.

Luanne is upset by the rules Hank gives her in the house, so she decides to move into another house. She rents it with a couple of college kids, but taking care of the house isn't as easy as it looks.

Joseph becomes a peeping tom after he hears that Bobby saw Luanne naked. Luanne believes that is actually Bobby who wants to see her naked.

Hank becomes a suspect in the murder of Debbie. He can't admit that he's innocent because he may have smoked some marijuana during the crime.

Buck gets caught cheating on his wife, by his wife. She wants divorce from him. Debbie, the woman who cheated with Buck, blackmails Hank. While she tries to spy on people, she gets killed, and the episode becomes a two-part murder mystery.

Joseph thinks about becoming a rodeo star when the rodeo comes to town.

Bobby gets a new substitute teacher named Ms. Donovan. When he fails on an essay, Peggy helps him, eventually writing the whole thing. When Bobby takes credit for it, Peggy gets mad. It's the last straw when Ms. Donovan insults her.

Hank starts to fear the Y2K bug. He decides to try and get rid of today's technology by giving people old-fashioned things.

Ladybird gets bitten by a raccoon. Hank gets worried about the bite. He fears that she may very well die.

A man named Hal becomes friends with Hank. Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer begin to feel jealous when the duo spends too much time together.

Hank and the others go to Montana for Thanksgiving, but many problems occur along the way.

Hank (or Luanne) wins a trip to a Beer Contest. In order to win the contest, he must throw a football into a hole. He practices over that, becoming better and better. When he gets to the contest, he meets Don Meredith. He starts considering letting him throw the ball instead.

Kahn and Minh take a vacation without Connie. She stays along with the Hills. This comes at a very bad time for the Hills, especially since Connie is beginning her cycle.

Hank becomes the shop teacher of Bobby's high school, but Peggy is a little uncomfortable with this. She wants the Substitute Teacher of the Year Award, but can only happen if Hank isn't around to take it from her.

Hank watches a game of high school football. He gets upset when a star player breaks his leg, but is allowed to score because of a record.

Peggy is able to get out of her body cast. Cotton decides to help her in her rehabilitation process with rousing war stories.

In the last episode, Peggy's parachute failed to deploy while jumping out of a plane. She was hospitalized, luckily surviving. She is in a full body cast. In the meantime, Didi gives birth to a baby boy, whom everyone refers to as "G.H.," or "Good Hank."

Didi believes the baby is due. Hank and Peggy try to make the most of their wedding anniversary. They decide to go skydiving, but something horrible happens when Peggy jumps out of her plane...

Hank's biggest rival softball team becomes stronger than before. Hank tries to fix up his team, but this means removing loved ones from the team.

Luanne believes she has seen Buckley again, after his death. People believe something is wrong with her, but others believe otherwise.

Peggy visits an old student of hers in Death Row.

Arlen gets a new minister. Some people are a bit uncomfortable because it is a woman. When Bobby burns down the Church after getting gas from eating too much, Cotton gets arrested for it. It's up to Bobby to come clean.

Hank, Bill, and Boomhauer feel annoyed when Dale buys a lawn mower and brags about it all the time. They plan to get rid of it, but how will this affect Dale?

Hank takes Bobby to a football training camp in Wichita Falls. Bobby loves the place. Hank fears he may love it too much and leave his home town, so he concocts a plan to try and move the team.

Bobby gets gout from eating too much deli food while Hank finds an X-ray of his constipated colon at an art studio.

Hank goes on a trip with his family and friends. Unfortunately for them, it is around the time of Spring Break.

Hank gets to ride with a dolphin when he gets Luanne a job at a resort, but the dolphin sexually harasses him. Hank tells her not to talk about it. Later, Luanne gets sexually harassed by a golfer. She tries to decide whether to tell Hank or not.

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show. Peggy gets picked to be a volunteer for a trick, but Hank doesn't believe in magic. When she returns, he demands to know how the magician did it. Afterward, Bobby takes up magic.

Bobby and Luanne get into a prank war. Bobby goes too far with a prank, getting him into "marital" problems.

Kahn gets a new job and wants to rub it in Hank's face. Unfortunately for Kahn, he spoke too much while at his office, getting him fired.

Bobby decides to play football. When he learns about the attitude of his coach, he quits for soccer. This gets Hank upset, since football runs in his family. He tries to get Bobby back in the game of football while Peggy tries to fit in with the other mothers.

Peggy gets fed up when a student of hers makes wise cracks at her, so she spanks him. This gives her a bad reputation.

Hank decides to become a volunteer firefighter along with his friends, but they can't seem to do the job very well.

Bill isn't having a very good Christmas. He still remembers Lenore, his ex-wife. He decides to act like her in order to feel better.

Hank wants to take Bobby, hunting, but he can't get a license. This gets Bobby upset even more, making matters worse for Hank.

Cotton insults Hank's mother at Thanksgiving dinner. Hank gets fed up with it after awhile.

In true Peggy fashion, Peggy goes over the top when she starts to feel empty and hollow during the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant.

Peggy and Hank are trying several different ways to get her pregnant. Later, they find out that Cotton, Hank's father, has gotten his own wife pregnant.

Dale takes a day course to become a bounty hunter; he takes it way too seriously. Hank finds out that his dog cannot get pregnant. He goes crazy trying to find different ways to help get her pregnant; he does not know that Peggy is upset because she would also like to be pregnant.

Peggy starts writing for the Arlen newspaper. After a while, she gets a headache from the pressure to finish. She then decides to go to John Redcorn for some "therapy." She does not know that when her friend Nancy goes for headache treatments to him, Nancy is actually having an affair with the local Indian.

Hank and his friends find an old couch in the alley. They become very attached to it.

An explosion occurs at the Mega Lo Mart with Hank, Luanne, and Buckley still inside. After this ordeal, Hank becomes afraid of propane and Luanne gets bald.

Hank loses his job after struggling with a rival company, Mega Lo Mart. He decides to work there, but then he decides to stand up for his old company. He doesn't like Mega Lo Mart's tactics in destroying small businesses.

Bobby gets a sugar high. Accidentally, he is diagnosed with ADD. He takes some pills to cure it, but later, Luanne feels that she is catching his ADD.

Hank helps Bobby gets a new job to teach him the value of money. He makes him take a job selling drinks. Unfortunately for Hank, Bobby's boss is a very incompetent man.

Hank's new employee turns out to be a drug addict. Hank wants to fire him, but he learns that drug addiction is a disability according to US law. Therefore, he cannot fire him.

Leanne, Luanne's mother, comes home from prison. Luanne is excited to finally have her mother back. Unfortunately for her, Leanne starts having an affair with Bill.

Cotton is against the fact that the government is planning to give Santa Anna's artificial leg from the Texas Revolution back to Mexico. He teams up with Dale to steal it.

Hank goes to buy a new dryer. He finds out that he has bad credit because of a debt to a video store. He refuses to pay the debt because he never rented a pornographic video.

Hank gets into a car accident. He needs to go to traffic school. The teacher is an obnoxious comedian who insults people. Unfortunately for Hank, Bobby is being influenced by him.

The gang takes a trip to Mexico. Unfortunately, it goes wrong. They have to find a way to get back into the US.

All memories are stirred up when Peggy finds out that Hank lied to her many years ago when they first got together. He was with another girl while he was dating Peggy.

Hank is confused when he realizes that his boss is in the propane business to make money; not for the love of it.

Hank has to choose between watching the Super Bowl or to helping Luanne with something like he promised he would.

Hank goes blind when he walks in on his mother and her new boyfriend having sex.

Bobby decides he would like to try to wrestle at school. When Connie decides she wants to try, Bobby's reputation is at stake.

Hank has to act out of his character to impress a would-be client.

Bobby, Joseph, and Connie all get lost in a cave together. Their parents think they are going to get themselves into trouble; mainly because that cave is a known place for teens to make out.

Hank and his friends try to beat a gang of teenagers at a paintball war. Unfortunately for them, it does not end up well.

Bobby gets a job as a plus-sized model for showing off clothes. He thinks this is a great idea, but later, he gets picked on by some other kids.

Hank is sick of not catching any fish on his fishing trip. He blames it on the worms he is using, so he finds new bait. The bait is cocaine.

Junie Harper convinces Bobby and several other people that Halloween is bad, evil, and should not be celebrated.

Hank finds an old arrowhead in his yard. It ends up making problems for the Hills when Hank goes to learn more about it.

Hank finds out that the place where Luanne grew up is still available to her. When she and Peggy go to move Luanne into the trailer, Hank finds out that there is a twister heading their way.

Bobby finally shows some talent for something. Unfortunately for Hank, it happens to be shooting and aiming. Hank is not very good at this.

Bobby is invited to his first boy-girl dance and he is very nervous.

Hank tells Dale that he doesn't want him spraying insecticide on his lawn anymore. This causes Dale to release hundreds of ants onto Hank's lawn. This results in major lawn damage.

Hank catches Bobby smoking. As punishment, he makes Bobby smoke the whole carton. Later, he and Peggy are smoking as well.

Hank disappoints Peggy when she "hires" him as her Boggle coach and he doesn't take it seriously.

Bobby is starting to "look up" to Cotton.

Kahn, Minh, and Connie Souphanousinphone move in next door to the Hills.

Everyone tries to help Hank when he is no longer "regular." If things don't "loosen" up soon, he might need surgery.

Luanne's boyfriend Buckley breaks up with her. This makes Luanne cry day and night. Hank needs to figure out a way to make her feel better.

Hank is upset that Bobby doesn't seem to have a goal in life.

Things go out of hand when Hank and the guys try to play a joke on the boys.

Hank and Peggy are at the school teaching Bobby and his classmates about sex. Peggy goes over to teach it. She has to overcome her shyness.

During a little league game, a baseball hits Bobby in the eye. This results in a black eye. Meanwhile, a social worker sees Hank's temper and notices Bobby's black eye. He begins to think that Hank abuses his child.