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Former Seinfeld star Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars in a comedy about a single mother and owner of a "30-minute workout gym" who is the portrait of the new American mom, albeit with some unflinchingly candid points of view. For her, every day is an adventure, but life is made easier due to the fantastic relationship she shares with her ex-husband, th... More
Former Seinfeld star Julia Louis-Dreyfus stars in a comedy about a single mother and owner of a "30-minute workout gym" who is the portrait of the new American mom, albeit with some unflinchingly candid points of view. For her, every day is an adventure, but life is made easier due to the fantastic relationship she shares with her ex-husband, that is, until his new girlfriend enters the picture, instantly complicating her life.
The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode Guide
Add linkSeason 5
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Episode 9
I Love Woo, I Hate You
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First Aired: 2009-11-25 Share-
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Episode 8
Love Means Never Having to Say You're...
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Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Christine.
First Aired: 2009-11-18 Share -
Episode 7
Nuts
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Max tells Christine that she quits things at the tiniest obstacle and tries to get her to stick to what she's started.
First Aired: 2009-11-11 Share -
Episode 6
The Curious Case of Britney B.
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When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by association and has finally surpassed the Meanie Moms. Meanwhile, Matthew and Richard find an apartment that they want to rent together. Unfortunately, they will have to find a way to evict an old lady that lives there before they can move in.
First Aired: 2009-11-04 Share -
Episode 5
Dr. Little Man
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Christine begins seeing a therapist who shares office space with Matthew, although it's unclear to both whether to pursue therapy or romance.
First Aired: 2009-10-21 Share -
Episode 4
For Love or Money
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When Barb sends over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce lawyer who demands that Christine gets alimony.
First Aired: 2009-10-14 Share -
Episode 3
The Mole
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Richard discovers a suspicious mole on Christine's chest, and she panics when she cannot get into a doctor. Meanwhile, Richard decides that it would be best if he moved back in with New Christine.
First Aired: 2009-10-07 Share -
Episode 2
Burning Love
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When Christine and Richard meet up with some of their friends from college, they are shocked to see how much they've aged.
First Aired: 2009-09-30 Share -
Episode 1
Bahamian Rhapsody
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Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richard and New Christine's wedding ceremony.
First Aired: 2009-09-23 Share
Season 4
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Episode 22
Love: A Cautionary Tale
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Christine learns some shocking news about New Christine's father after the two of them rekindle their relationship at Richard's and New Christine's wedding, on a rebroadcast of the fourth season finale cliffhanger.
First Aired: 2009-05-20 Share -
Episode 21
The Old Maid of Honor
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Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine pretend to be in love with Todd Watski—something that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.
First Aired: 2009-05-13 Share -
Episode 20
He Ain't Heavy
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Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.
First Aired: 2009-05-06 Share -
Episode 19
Hair
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After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
First Aired: 2009-04-08 Share -
Episode 18
A Change of Heart/Pants
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Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.
First Aired: 2009-03-18 Share -
Episode 17
Too Close for Christine
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At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.
First Aired: 2009-03-11 Share -
Episode 16
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
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After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong.
First Aired: 2009-02-18 Share -
Episode 15
Reckless Abandonment
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Christine tries to prove to everyone and herself that she is capable of being independent after Matthew and Barb both decide to move out of the house and Ritchie leaves for a sleep-away science camp.
First Aired: 2009-02-11 Share -
Episode 14
What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting I...
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New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.
First Aired: 2009-01-21 Share -
Episode 13
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
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Christine tries to make a good impression at Ritchie's Junior High Parents Orientation, but when she recognizes one of the fathers there as the boy who wronged her in junior high, she reverts back to seventh grade behavior.
First Aired: 2009-01-14 Share -
Episode 12
Happy Endings
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The girls change their building into a spa.
First Aired: 2008-12-17 Share -
Episode 11
Unidentified Funk
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Barb and Christine learn that they could lose their gym.
First Aired: 2008-12-10 Share -
Episode 10
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
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Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
First Aired: 2008-11-26 Share -
Episode 9
Rage Against the Christine
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Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.
First Aired: 2008-11-19 Share -
Episode 8
Self-Esteem Tempura
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When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
First Aired: 2008-11-12 Share -
Episode 7
So You Think You Can Date
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Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick.
First Aired: 2008-11-05 Share -
Episode 6
Tie Me Up, Don’t Tie Me Down
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Jealousy ensues when Barb and Christine go out for a casual, non-relationship double date, in which one date works out better than the other.
First Aired: 2008-10-29 Share -
Episode 5
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritch...
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Christine asks Richard to help create a baby with her now that Ritchie is too old to be telling her "I love you," as he used to do.
First Aired: 2008-10-22 Share -
Episode 4
Snakes on a Date
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Christine agrees to go on a date with a children's entertainer specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.
First Aired: 2008-10-15 Share -
Episode 3
White Like Me
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After being profiled in a black business journal, Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
First Aired: 2008-10-08 Share -
Episode 2
How I Hate Your Mother
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Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.
First Aired: 2008-10-01 Share -
Episode 1
A Decent Proposal
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Christine offers to marry Barb in order to save her from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard tries to propose to New Christine.
First Aired: 2008-09-24 Share
Season 3
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Episode 10
One and a Half Men
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Christine is shocked when her gynecologist thinks Christine may be going through perimenopause.
First Aired: 2008-03-31 Share -
Episode 9
The Happy Couple
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After discovering that Mathew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But as the couple are wondering if are indeed still a pair, drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
First Aired: 2008-03-24 Share -
Episode 8
Burning Down the House
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In order to make Barb think she is cool, Christine considers acting wild.
First Aired: 2008-03-17 Share -
Episode 7
House
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Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought her dream house and has trouble putting on a happy front for them.
First Aired: 2008-03-10 Share -
Episode 6
The New Adventures of Old Christine
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Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
First Aired: 2008-03-10 Share -
Episode 5
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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Christine tries to get over her breakup, while Matthew learns from his therapist that his intimacy issues are caused by his dependency on Christine, not his relationship with his mother.
First Aired: 2008-03-03 Share -
Episode 4
Traffic
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Christine promises Mr. Harris that she'll go with him to an event, but when Ritchie's soccer game goes longer than expected she ends up standing him up.
First Aired: 2008-02-25 Share -
Episode 3
Popular
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Christine is shocked to find out that a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her "meanie mom".
First Aired: 2008-02-18 Share -
Episode 2
Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
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After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
First Aired: 2008-02-11 Share -
Episode 1
The Big Bang
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Christina was finally ready to consummate her relationship with Mr. Harris until she talks to Barb, Meanwhile after Matthew found out his assigned cadaver in med school is a former neighbor he rethinks his decision.
First Aired: 2008-02-04 Share
Season 2
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Episode 22
Frasier
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Christine realizes that one reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. Wanda Sykes returns as Christine's best friend, Barb, and Blair Underwood returns as Richie's teacher, Mr. Harris.
First Aired: 2007-05-07 Share -
Episode 21
Friends
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Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test each other's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
First Aired: 2007-04-30 Share -
Episode 20
My Big Fat Sober Wedding
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Christine's attempt to stay sober at a friend's wedding doesn't help her keep her mouth shut.
First Aired: 2007-04-23 Share -
Episode 19
Faith Off
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When Christine learns that Richard has been hired to remodel "meanie mom" Lindsay's bathroom, she can't help but intervene and make sure he doesn't screw up the job and risk their reputation at Ritchie's school. Additionally, she and Richard are at odds over which of them gets to be the one to give Ritchie the sex talk.
First Aired: 2007-04-16 Share -
Episode 18
The Real Thing
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Christine almost gets Mr. Harris fired after unintentionally sending all the parents at Ritchie's school an email revealing that their parent/teacher relationship may be something more. While Christine and Mr. Harris are being reprimanded by the head of the school ethics committee, Christine gets some surprising news from Mr. Harris.
First Aired: 2007-04-09 Share -
Episode 17
Strange Bedfellows
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Christine and an aggressive opposing activist battle for signatures to support their respective causes.
First Aired: 2007-03-19 Share -
Episode 16
Undercover Brother
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After sleeping with Richard's wildly attractive brother, Christine learns an astonishing secret.
First Aired: 2007-03-12 Share -
Episode 15
Sleepless in Mar Vista
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After taking some new sleeping pills, Christine wakes up to discover she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
First Aired: 2007-03-12 Share -
Episode 14
Let Him Eat Cake
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It's Richard's 41st birthday and a fight breaks out between the Christines over the perfect gift that Christine suggested, but new Christine purchased without mentioning who thought of it.
First Aired: 2007-01-22 Share -
Episode 13
Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
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Richard tries to make Ritchie take an interest in his work, while Christine attempts to take an interest in her brother's life. She attends a party with him, where she runs into one of Matthew's former girlfriends and tries to help get them back together, even though he asked her not to.
First Aired: 2007-01-15 Share -
Episode 12
Ritchie Scores
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At the urging of his teacher, Ritchie joins the soccer team to improve his social skills and make friends. Christine is against the idea, but Richard pushes for it until Ritchie brings home his new friends: three girls.
First Aired: 2007-01-08 Share -
Episode 11
Crash
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Christine's hybrid car is damaged in an accident with Marly's SUV and they argue over who is responsible, but Christine is more upset when the only rental car available is a large, luxury gas-guzzler.
First Aired: 2006-12-11 Share -
Episode 10
What About Barb?
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Christine has trouble working with Barb at the gym. Meanwhile, the pressure is on to find a nanny for Ritchie when Richard becomes unavailable to watch him.
First Aired: 2006-11-27 Share -
Episode 9
Mission: Impossible
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Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for having Ritchie complete his big homework assignment. But when Marly and Lindsay explain the detriment of not creating an impressive project, Christine can't help but take matters into her own hands.
First Aired: 2006-11-20 Share -
Episode 8
Women 'N Tuition
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Christine has money problems and tries to get help from everyone except the person offering it freely, Barb. Meanwhile, Matthew gets a video message from his past and decides it's time to make something of himself.
First Aired: 2006-11-13 Share -
Episode 7
Playdate With Destiny
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Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser---especially after he wins a playdate with the man.
First Aired: 2006-11-06 Share -
Episode 6
The Champ
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When "meanie moms" Marly and Lindsay guilt Christine into serving hot lunch at Ritchie's school, she finds herself serving with Stan and vows not to sleep with him again. She and Matthew, whose date from the previous night shows no intention of ever leaving, decide they must take control of their dating lives.
First Aired: 2006-10-23 Share -
Episode 5
Separation Anxiety
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Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
First Aired: 2006-10-16 Share -
Episode 4
Oh God, Yes
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Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with a new-found interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
First Aired: 2006-10-09 Share -
Episode 3
Come to Papa Jeff
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When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparent's Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in Christine's life should go as Ritchie's special friend. Christine learns that Jeff really is a Grandfather, causing her to rethink the relationship.
First Aired: 2006-10-02 Share -
Episode 2
The Answer is Maybe
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Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he "says yes to life." When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
First Aired: 2006-09-25 Share -
Episode 1
The Passion of the Christine
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Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together. When Christine tells Richard that Ritchie told this to his new teacher, Richard suggests that they give their relationship another try.
First Aired: 2006-09-18 Share
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Episode 13
A Fair to Remember
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Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and Lindsay -- who are clucking over the attractive father of a new student at Westbridge. Christine is excited to learn that the hot dad is her ex-boyfriend, Burton, but her hopes of re-igniting their romance are shot down when she learns Burton has a new girlfriend.
First Aired: 2006-05-22 Share -
Episode 12
Some of My Best Friends Are Portugues...
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Shut out once again by the cliquey, judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine runs into a down-to-earth working woman, Belinda, who invites her over for a drink after work. Belinda's job, however, isn't quite the type of position Christine expected her to hold, which throws yet another wrinkle in her attempt to fit in with the other school parents.
First Aired: 2006-05-22 Share -
Episode 11
Exile on Lame Street
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Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine initially forbids it. Eventually, she relents but immediately regrets her decision and, in a panic, goes to the venue with Matthew to see if she can sneak into the concert in order to keep tabs on Ritchie.
First Aired: 2006-05-15 Share -
Episode 10
No Fault Divorce
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Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether it was in the counselor's best interest to encourage their divorce. Meanwhile, Matthew finds Christine's wedding video in a box of old photo albums, and Christine takes a trip down memory lane.
First Aired: 2006-05-08 Share -
Episode 9
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
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Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his "new" Christine with him to pick up Ritchie and take him to breakfast so that they can get to know one another. By day's end, Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when "new" Christine shows up as well.
First Aired: 2006-05-01 Share -
Episode 8
Teach Your Children Well
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Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock after meeting with a ritzy event planner, Christine decides to have an arts and crafts party at her home, with mixed results.
First Aired: 2006-04-24 Share -
Episode 7
A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
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Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: "me." But after being humiliated while dining out alone, Christine realizes she really did care for Burton, which drives her even crazier.
First Aired: 2006-04-17 Share -
Episode 6
The Other F Word
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Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his private school.
First Aired: 2006-04-10 Share -
Episode 5
I'll Show You Mine
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After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the house, that is, to meet her son, Ritchie. She eventually relents, only to be thrown for a loop later.
First Aired: 2006-04-03 Share -
Episode 4
One Toe Over The Line, Sweet Jesus
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Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.
First Aired: 2006-03-27 Share -
Episode 3
Open Water
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When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.
First Aired: 2006-03-20 Share -
Episode 2
Supertramp
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When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad."
First Aired: 2006-03-13 Share -
Episode 1
Pilot
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On the first day at her son's new school, Christine is mortified to discover that her ex-husband, Richard, with whom she gets along even better than when they were married, is dating a young, nice, impossible-to-hate woman also named Christine… the "new" Christine.
First Aired: 2006-03-13 Share
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