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Two and a Half Men Full Episode Guide:
Season 9 (80 full episodes)
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Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
In the ninth season finale, Jake makes an important decision regarding his future. Meanwhile, Walden's former business partner returns.
First Aired: May 14, 2012 -
Episode 23 - The Straw In My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection after his stay at the hospital, but Zoey thinks he doesn't deserve it.
First Aired: May 07, 2012 -
Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women
After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie Harper's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits Alan's bedside.
First Aired: April 30, 2012 -
Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him temporarily. Meanwhile, Alan moves in with Lyndsey.
First Aired: April 16, 2012 - Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie
- Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech
- Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis
- Episode 17 - Not In My Mouth
- Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
- Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
- Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo
- Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
- Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Episode 9 - Frodo’s Headshots
- Episode 8 - Thank You For The Intercourse
- Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Episode 6 - The Squat and The Hover
- Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro
- Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers
- Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes
- Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 8 (48 full episodes)
- Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
- Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesestea...
- Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
- Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
- Episode 11 - Dead From the Waist Down
- Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
- Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
- Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick
- Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- Episode 3 - A Pudding - Filled Cactus
- Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 7 (68 full episodes, 1 clip available)
Season 6 (74 full episodes, 4 clips available)
Season 5 (57 full episodes)
Season 4 (72 full episodes)
Season 3 (72 full episodes)
Season 2 (72 full episodes)
Season 1 (72 full episodes)
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Ashton Kutcher is stepping to the plate to play one of modern technology's most impactful minds. The "Two And A Half Men" star has signed on to play Apple CEO and mastermind Steve Jobs in the indie biopic "Jobs", according to a report by Variety and other outlets today.




















