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Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when... More
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbour Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. Less
Two and a Half Men Full Episodes:
Add linkSeason 7 (45 links)
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Episode 22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
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First Aired: 2010-05-24Description:
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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Episode 21
Gumby With a Pokey
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First Aired: 2010-05-17Description:
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.
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Episode 20
I Called Him Magoo
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First Aired: 2010-05-10Description:
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."
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Episode 19
Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave...
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First Aired: 2010-04-12Description:
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
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Episode 18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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First Aired: 2010-03-22Description:
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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Episode 17
I Found Your Moustache
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First Aired: 2010-03-08Description:
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Episode 16
Tinkle Like a Princess
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First Aired: 2010-03-01Description:
Charlie goes to Las Vegas and comes back to Malibu married.
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Episode 15
Aye, Aye, Captain
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First Aired: 2010-02-08Description:
Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.
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Episode 14
Crude and Uncalled For
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First Aired: 2010-02-01Description:
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Episode 13
Yay, No Polyps!
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First Aired: 2010-01-18Description:
Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.
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Episode 12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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First Aired: 2010-01-11Description:
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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Episode 11
Warning, It's Dirty
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First Aired: 2009-12-14Description:
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
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Episode 10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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First Aired: 2009-12-07Description:
Charlie finds out Chelsea's monetary situation is different from what he's been led to believe.
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Episode 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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First Aired: 2009-11-23Description:
Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her sexually as much as he thinks.
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Episode 8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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First Aired: 2009-11-16Description:
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Episode 7
Untainted by Filth
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First Aired: 2009-11-09Description:
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Episode 6
Give Me Your Thumb
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First Aired: 2009-11-02Description:
Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery.
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Episode 5
For the Sake of the Child
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First Aired: 2009-10-19Description:
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.
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Episode 4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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First Aired: 2009-10-12Description:
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
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Episode 3
Mmm, fish. Yum.
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First Aired: 2009-10-05Description:
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. A photo Charlie would rather be kept private provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
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Episode 2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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First Aired: 2009-09-28Description:
Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.
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Episode 1
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First Aired: 2009-09-21Description:
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Season 6 (52 links)
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Episode 24
Baseball with Better Steroids
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First Aired: 2009-05-18Description:
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
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Episode 23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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First Aired: 2009-05-11Description:
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
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Episode 22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
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First Aired: 2009-05-04Description:
Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in as he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad. Meanwhile, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.
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Episode 21
Above Exalted Cyclops
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First Aired: 2009-04-27Description:
Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.
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Episode 20
Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
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First Aired: 2009-04-13Description:
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
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Episode 19
The Two Finger Rule
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First Aired: 2009-03-31Description:
Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb, and Jerome.
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Episode 18
My Son's Enormous Head
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First Aired: 2009-03-16Description:
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also wants to run away from the situation.
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Episode 17
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
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First Aired: 2009-03-09Description:
Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.
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Episode 16
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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First Aired: 2009-03-02Description:
With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom
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Episode 15
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
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First Aired: 2009-02-09Description:
Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.
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Episode 14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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First Aired: 2009-02-02Description:
Feeling Alan's underappreciated by his family, Melissa offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.
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Episode 13
I Think You Offended Don
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First Aired: 2009-01-19Description:
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.
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Episode 12
Thank God for Scoliosis
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First Aired: 2009-01-12Description:
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
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Episode 11
The Devil's Lube
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First Aired: 2008-12-15Description:
When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo.
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Episode 10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
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First Aired: 2008-12-08Description:
Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education.
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Episode 9
The Mooch At The Boo
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First Aired: 2008-11-24Description:
Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back.
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Episode 8
Pinocchio’s Mouth
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First Aired: 2008-11-17Description:
Charlie’s new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.
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Episode 7
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
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First Aired: 2008-11-09Description:
After sleeping with Judith when she and Herb separated, Alan decides he can't rush in to anything serious with her again and meets her for dinner to make that clear. However, desperate not to end up an old maid, Judith seduce Alan and they end up hooking up again. Meanwhile, Herb tries to make the best of his separation from Judith and continues hanging around with Charlie.
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Episode 6
It's Always Nazi Week
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First Aired: 2008-11-03Description:
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
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Episode 5
A Jock Strap in Hell
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First Aired: 2008-10-20Description:
Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help her turn her life around.
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Episode 4
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
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First Aired: 2008-10-13Description:
Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.
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Episode 3
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
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First Aired: 2008-10-06Description:
Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.
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Episode 2
Pie Hole, Herb
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First Aired: 2008-09-29Description:
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
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Episode 1
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
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First Aired: 2008-09-22Description:
Charlie runs into a former girlfriend who's so looks a lot like he does.
Season 5 (37 links)
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Episode 19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
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First Aired: 2008-05-19Description:
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
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Episode 18
If My Hole Could Talk
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First Aired: 2008-05-12Description:
Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.
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Episode 17
Fish in a Drawer
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First Aired: 2008-05-05Description:
This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which airs in CSI time slot. Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas.
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Episode 16
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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First Aired: 2008-04-28Description:
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.
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Episode 15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
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First Aired: 2008-04-21Description:
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.
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Episode 14
Winky-Dink Time
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First Aired: 2008-04-14Description:
As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.
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Episode 13
The Soil Is Moist
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First Aired: 2008-03-31Description:
Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.
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Episode 12
A Little Clammy and None too Fresh
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First Aired: 2008-03-24Description:
A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.
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Episode 11
Meander to Your Dander
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First Aired: 2008-03-17Description:
Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.
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Episode 10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
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First Aired: 2007-11-26Description:
Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.
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Episode 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (aka Tig...
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First Aired: 2007-11-19Description:
Charlie must fight his new found attraction to Teddy's daughter.
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Episode 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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First Aired: 2007-11-12Description:
Charlie discovers he may have a new career as a children's singing star.
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Episode 7
The Leather Gear is in The Guest Room
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First Aired: 2007-11-05Description:
Charlie and Alan fight over Alan's place in the household, leading Alan and Jake to move in to Evelyn's.
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Episode 6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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First Aired: 2007-10-29Description:
Charlie is annoyed when his girlfriend is embarassed to be around him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to go to a concert despite Alan forbidding him to do so.
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Episode 5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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First Aired: 2007-10-22Description:
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
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Episode 4
City of Great Racks
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First Aired: 2007-10-15Description:
Charlie nearly consummates his relationship with Linda, but when he sees Rose's face everywhere, he's unable to.
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Episode 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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First Aired: 2007-10-08Description:
After going out with too many bimbos, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
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Episode 2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
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First Aired: 2007-10-01Description:
Both Charlie and Alan have odd reactions to their respective nights -- Charlie spends an evening with his mother and Alan is given a weird response after having sex with his date.
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Episode 1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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First Aired: 2007-09-24Description:
Charlie and Alan try to get Jake ready for his first day of junior high, but end up doing more harm than good.


