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Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Charlie goes to Las Vegas and comes back to Malibu married.

Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy.

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.

Charlie finds out Chelsea's monetary situation is different from what he's been led to believe.

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her sexually as much as he thinks.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Charlie kicks Alan out after he suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery.

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. A photo Charlie would rather be kept private provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in as he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad. Meanwhile, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.

Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb, and Jerome.

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also wants to run away from the situation.

Charlie declares his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), but he isn't prepared for the response he receives.

With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom

Charlie finds himself in couples counseling.

Feeling Alan's underappreciated by his family, Melissa offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

When Charlie's old friend and fellow womanizer (Emilio Estevez) dies, Charlie takes a hard look at his own lifestyle. James Earl Jones has a cameo.

Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education.

Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back.

Charlie’s new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.

After sleeping with Judith when she and Herb separated, Alan decides he can't rush in to anything serious with her again and meets her for dinner to make that clear. However, desperate not to end up an old maid, Judith seduce Alan and they end up hooking up again. Meanwhile, Herb tries to make the best of his separation from Judith and continues hanging around with Charlie.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help her turn her life around.

Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

Charlie runs into a former girlfriend who's so looks a lot like he does.

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Charlie finds himself drawn to an older author of self help books, while Alan and Jake are fighting over a assignment for school.

This is a CSI and Two & A Half Men crossover episode whereas the writers of CSI wrote this episode and the writers of Two & a Half Men wrote there half hour portion of the episode which airs in CSI time slot. Grissom and the CSI team become involved in the world of Hollywood comedy when a diva sitcom star meets an untimely demise while filming her show in Las Vegas.

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing has gone too far.

As Charlie and Jake set up a double date, Charlie arranges for Alan to accompany a prostitute on his date.

Alan goes on a date with an old friend of Judith's, who spends the night gossiping about Judith's past sex life.

A sick Charlie receives unique nursing from Rose, as she returns from England.

Charlie teaches Alan the finer points on breaking up with a female.

Alan sets out to get Charlie back when he learns that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend from him.