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This comedy series features well-known comedians telling stories about their lives. The stories are more thematic and self-contained than traditional stand-up comedy, and the series is taped in an adult nightclub in Hollywood. Initially a web series, the show moved to the Comedy Central cable network in 2015.

Fridays 12:30 AM et/pt on Comedy Central
4 Seasons, 45 Episodes
January 23, 2015
Comedy, Reality
Cast: Ari Shaffir
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This Is Not Happening Full Episode Guide

  • Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn't tell his mom he got held back in school.

  • Brendan Schaub faces the biggest UFC fight of his life; Rita Rudner finds an old man's cat; and Ryan Sickler gets offered a job with the Baltimore Colts.

  • Roy Wood Jr. holds a grudge against boy band B2K for years; Darrell Hammond is saved by cops in the French Quarter; and Sean Flannery drives his car off a bridge.

  • The DEA raids Tommy Chong's house, Tone Bell robs fake money from his math teacher, and Steve Lemme gets pulled over by a fan.

  • Tiffany Haddish’s bar mitzvah dancing turns deadly, Mark Normand is pursued after breaking a man’s car mirror, and DeRay Davis hides in a club’s bathroom during a shooting.

  • Eddie Pepitone loses his virginity to his college professor, Thomas Dale downs an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and Dave Macklovitch replaces Chippendale dancers at a gig.

  • Kyle Kinane's first sports victory turns tragic; Kurt Metzger refuses to show his friend his privates; Gastor Almonte robs $1,000 from a few drug dealers.

  • Roy Wood Jr. memorizes customers' food preferences at Golden Corral; Carrot Top's act goes down in flames; Mike Lawrence works a dehumanizing fast-food job.

  • Jim Norton attends a bris for the first time, a man dangles his balls in front of Sean Patton, and Joel Kim Booster visits an Amsterdam sex club.

  • Roy Wood Jr. gets roped into performing at a crack dealer's comedy show, Drew Carey freaks out his friend who's high out of his mind, and Ali Siddiq downs a bag of mushrooms.

  • Big Jay Oakerson, Michael Kosta and Tom Arnold share stories about moments in their lives that they wish had never happened. Viewer discretion advised.

  • Talib Kweli, Rob Christensen, and Harland Williams bare their souls and talk about summoning the courage to brave the unknown.

  • Chris Redd, Martha Kelly and Lil Rel Howery open up about times when life became more than just a figurative battle.

  • Theo Von, Tom Rhodes, Dave Landau, and Chris Porter share their craziest tales of drinking and debauchery.

  • Featuring true stories about growing up with less-than-perfect fathers. Guests include Louie Anderson, Byron Bowers and DeRay Davis.

  • Roy Wood Jr., Kathleen Madigan and Bret Ernst celebrate the most important women in their lives: their moms.

  • Dan Soder and Shane Mauss share stories about the nightmares they were forced to experience.

  • Tom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice"; Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway; and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.

  • Kevin Smith talks about rekindling the romance with his wife; Louis Katz shares a story about falling in love with an alcoholic "gutter-punk."

  • Host Roy Wood Jr. comes to face to face with his hip-hop hero, Howie Mandel, who battles his raging fear of germs; Scott Thompson meets the Human Urinal.

  • Comics Ali Siddiq, Greg Fitzsimmons and Joey Diaz open up about the most rageful moments of their lives.

  • Host Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi and Nick Thune take the audience on a long, strange trip as they talk about their craziest drug experiences.

  • Sean Flannery narrowly survives a bad fall, Russell Peters performs for a Saudi prince, and Bert Kreischer gets involved in a sex show.

  • Big Jay Oakerson, Julian McCullough and Bobby Lee share their most unsettling and outrageous stories about romance.

  • Comics Louie Anderson, Liza Treyger and Bonnie McFarlane open up about their troubling brushes with the law.

  • Brian Regan reminisces about his stint as a dog's campaign manager, while Ari Shaffir and Rory Scovel recall their most monumental mistakes.

  • Maria Bamford, Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson recall extremely stressful times.

  • Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.

  • In the Season 3 premiere, Ari Shaffir recalls the unusual way he started a fight with a friend, while Sal Vulcano discusses a dumb prank that backfired.

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