Car 54, Where Are You?

TV-PG
1961
2 Seasons
7.7 (1,331)

This 1960s sitcom follows the misadventures of two New York City patrol officer, played by Fred Gwynn and Joe E. Ross, as they fight crime in their Bronx precinct. The cops are as friendly and warm as they are enthusiastic and dedicated to their jobs, but their niceness sometimes gets in the way of their ability to crack down on wrongdoers. The series aired from 1961 to 1963 on NBC and has been popular in syndication in the years since. It was also the basis for a 1994 film adaptation.

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Seasons

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30. The Curse of the Snitkins

April 14, 1963

Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.

29. Puncher and Judy

April 7, 1963

A woman begs her boyfriend to quit his boxing job.

28. The Loves of Sylvia Schnauzer

March 31, 1963

The officers use Sylvia as a decoy to uncover a group of con artists

27. Lucille is 40

March 24, 1963

Toody decides to give Lucille a wig for her 40th birthday. However, when Sylvia sees Toody at a wig shop, she begins to think he is cheating on Lucille.

26. Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

March 17, 1963

Mrs. Bronson promises that wedding bells are in the future of star’s lives.

25. I've Been Here Before

March 10, 1963

Criminals begin to learn how to trick police after watching “Crime Busters.” But since the show is one of Toody’s favorites, he’s able to solve each of the crimes.

24. See You at the Bar Mitzvah

March 3, 1963

Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel’s father is a mean landlord everyone despises.

23. Here Comes Charlie

February 24, 1963

The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.

22. The Biggest Day of the Year

February 17, 1963

Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it’s an important day. Thinking they’ve all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.

21. The Star Boarder

February 10, 1963

The Toodys take in a man, but begin to doubt that the man is really a preacher like he claims he is.

20. Here We Go Again

February 3, 1963

Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon’s father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father’s diary, the truth is revealed.

19. Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

January 27, 1963

Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.

18. The Presidential Itch

January 20, 1963

Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.

17. Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

January 13, 1963

Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.

16. The White Elephant

January 6, 1963

A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.

15. Je t'adore Muldoon

December 30, 1962

The guys convince Muldoon to ask the Captain’s niece to attend Marti Gras with him, and when she accepts, Muldoon’s ego goes to his head.

14. Stop Thief

December 16, 1962

While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.

13. 142 Tickets on the Aisle

December 9, 1962

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.

12. Pretzel Mary

December 2, 1962

The precinct comes together and gets new furniture for Pretzel Mary.

11. A Star is Born in the Bronx

November 25, 1962

After landing a role in a play, Sylvia decides to go on a diet.

10. I Hate Captain Block

November 18, 1962

Toody bird-sits for Captain Block, but accidentally teaches the parrot the phrase “I hate Captain Block.”

9. Toody Undercover

November 11, 1962

While undercover, Toody robs a bank with a group of men. Now that the group thinks Toody is an expert bank robber, he tricks them into falling for a fake robbery.

8. That's Show Business

November 4, 1962

The precinct pools their money into a stage production, but they didn’t realize that the play centers on a corrupt police department.

7. Remember St. Petersburg

October 28, 1962

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.

6. Occupancy, August 1st

October 21, 1962

Mrs. Bronson tries to move into her apartment that hasn't been completely built yet.

5. Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

October 14, 1962

Mitch Miller gives the men at the precinct the change to sing on the show, "Sing Along with Mitch."

4. Schnauser's Last Ride

October 7, 1962

Muldoon flashes back to 12 years ago to trouble he had with Schnauser.

3. A Man is Not An Ox

September 30, 1962

Both Toody and Muldoon fall ill and the doctor is in awe of how much alike the two men are.

2. One Sleepy People

September 23, 1962

Muldoon moves in with Toody and his family, but when odd things happen while everyone's sleeping, Muldoon and Lucille think they've having an affair with each other.

1. Hail to the Chief

September 16, 1962

Toody and Muldoon are assigned to pick up the President of the United States from Idlewild Airport and drive him to the United Nations.