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Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Full Review|May 19, 2008
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Full Review|Jan 1, 2000Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review|Jan 1, 2000For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither.
Full Review|Jan 1, 2000Bordello of Blood isn't much of a movie, though it suggests a new career for Miller, if he wants it: He could be a freelance ironist in other movie genres.
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Aug 8, 2002Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
Full Review|Jan 22, 2002This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
Jan 1, 2000Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
Dec 25, 2002... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
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Jul 26, 2002What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Full Review|Feb 21, 2001... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review|Jan 1, 2000This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
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