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Reilly becomes the Sobriety sponsor of wild -- but aging -- rock star, Flem Fleming. While sampling the carefree rock n roll lifestyle, Reilly's self-control is immediately weakened, and he begins drinking again. Eventually Reilly climbs back out from the bottle and musters the strength to stay sober but forever changes the fate of Flem Flemming and Gaping Head Wound.

The Severed become contestants on The Cripple Challenge, a new reality show set at the Manor. Alliances are formed, backstabbing is rampant, and lying, cheating, and sex are an important part of the game - which makes for great Television! In fact, the over-zealous Producer is even willing to risk the lives of Franny and Blazer, all in the name of better ratings.

Blazer's gambling addiction has spiraled out of control, causing him to foolishly gamble away Maimed Manor -- and Franny! While Reilly attempts to win Franny back, a despondent Blazer plans to end his losing streak once and for all. With everything at stake, and all the chips on the table, it all comes down to a single game of winner-take-all Tiddly Winks.

Reilly accidentally eats a booze-laced brownie, prompting his decrepit liver to finally crap out. He falls into a coma and is sent to Heaven to review his despicable life. Unable to find a single good deed, the angels admit he could spend eternity in Hell. Meanwhile, Franny and the others search for a compatible liver and discover their only option is to cut one out of Mort Bromberg, whether he likes it or not!

The Disability Centre is going broke and the Severed are forced to hold a talent Show to raise money. Their performances suck big-time and the event looks destined to fail -- until Griz sits down at a piano and turns out to be a brilliant virtuoso! Lefty is consumed with jealousy, and is on a mission to find his own special talent in between attempts to destroy Griz and his musical gift.

Reilly inherits a wad of green when a rich Uncle dies, but Liz Bromberg claims the money came from the theft of her famous rubies. The cops give Reilly twenty-four hours to prove the accusations false, and if he fails, he'll be sent to prison indefinitely to become some convict's crippled wife! With the clock ticking, the guys turn the neighborhood inside out, while Franny chants for the truth to be revealed, and Reilly plays sleuth in order to finger the real thief.

Reilly has been living large on the extremely dead Mrs. Venable's social security checks, but when a government worker demands to see proof of her continued existence, Reilly must disguise himself as the old bag or risk being charged with fraud! Unfortunately, while in Granny Drag he accidentally saves a child's life and becomes a local hero! Trapped in his disguise, he's imprisoned in a retirement home until rescued by the incompetent Severed.

Blazer meets a sexy wild woman at a rave, and it's love at first bite but it's the next day that things really begin to heat up -- when he's accused of her murder! Franny and Fontaine hunt for clues to clear Blazer. Blazers days as a free head look to be numbered, when Reilly takes over as his defense attorney!

In a desperate bid to gain acceptance among the elite, sexually experimental ladies at her Country Club, Liz Bromberg instigates a sweaty, steamy affair with Fontaine. The word gets around about Fontaine's mighty sexual gift -- and soon he is servicing Liz's entire social circle! When Fontaine wants out Griz, Blazer and Lefty become his sex for hire students, in hopes of filling the vacant position.

The Quads concoct a new scheme to bring in some dough -- by staging their own athletic competition, The Gimp Games. In order to guarantee a clean sweep, they rig the events and sabotage their competitors. It all comes down to the final race, which pits Reilly and Blazer against each other. Will the best Gimp win?

While pursuing his dream of becoming a legitimate actor, Lefty unwittingly winds up starring in a series of B horror movies. The rest of the gang are more than happy to capitalize on his success, but when a disgusted Lefty refuses to make more movies, they set out to convince the public that the Psycho Slasher is far more than just a character he plays on screen.

Franny is fed up with Reilly taking her for granted, so she decides to play the field only to wind up on the other team, when she falls for another woman! A jilted Reilly is shocked, offended, appalled not to mention incredibly turned on! In an effort to win Franny back, Reilly enlists the Severed in an ultimate Macho versus Lesbo showdown.

Reilly, looking to scam a quick buck, transforms himself into a smooth-talking, faith healing Preacher man, by convincing the guys there's a vision of the Virgin Mary in his breakfast omelet. Believers line up to catch a glimpse of the Blessed Eggs, while Reilly rakes in the donations. But when Sister Butch catches wind of the scam she calls in the Papal Investigators to bust his non-denominational ass!

Spalding's parents are visiting from Australia, throwing Spalding into a tizzy. He's never gotten along with his dad and he's never told them he's gay! Griz has his own problems; the Health Inspector is coming to check out his bar. Franny agrees to pose as Spalding's girlfriend, but that backfires with disastrous results. Finally, Spalding admits he's gay Mom and Dad knew all along -- in fact, Dad is a transvestite! And Griz bar is saved when Spaldings mom, a neat freak, cleans it in the middle of the night.