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- Nelvana
- 1 Season, 26 Episodes
- February 2, 2001
- Animation & Cartoons
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Reilly becomes the Sobriety sponsor of wild -- but aging -- rock star, Flem Fleming. While sampling the carefree rock n roll lifestyle, Reilly's self-control is immediately weakened, and he begins drinking again. Eventually Reilly climbs back out from the bottle and musters the strength to stay sober but forever changes the fate of Flem Flemming and Gaping Head Wound.
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The Severed become contestants on The Cripple Challenge, a new reality show set at the Manor. Alliances are formed, backstabbing is rampant, and lying, cheating, and sex are an important part of the game - which makes for great Television! In fact, the over-zealous Producer is even willing to risk the lives of Franny and Blazer, all in the name of better ratings.
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Blazer's gambling addiction has spiraled out of control, causing him to foolishly gamble away Maimed Manor -- and Franny! While Reilly attempts to win Franny back, a despondent Blazer plans to end his losing streak once and for all. With everything at stake, and all the chips on the table, it all comes down to a single game of winner-take-all Tiddly Winks.
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The Disability Centre is going broke and the Severed are forced to hold a talent Show to raise money. Their performances suck big-time and the event looks destined to fail -- until Griz sits down at a piano and turns out to be a brilliant virtuoso! Lefty is consumed with jealousy, and is on a mission to find his own special talent in between attempts to destroy Griz and his musical gift.
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Reilly inherits a wad of green when a rich Uncle dies, but Liz Bromberg claims the money came from the theft of her famous rubies. The cops give Reilly twenty-four hours to prove the accusations false, and if he fails, he'll be sent to prison indefinitely to become some convict's crippled wife! With the clock ticking, the guys turn the neighborhood inside out, while Franny chants for the truth to be revealed, and Reilly plays sleuth in order to finger the real thief.
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Reilly has been living large on the extremely dead Mrs. Venable's social security checks, but when a government worker demands to see proof of her continued existence, Reilly must disguise himself as the old bag or risk being charged with fraud! Unfortunately, while in Granny Drag he accidentally saves a child's life and becomes a local hero! Trapped in his disguise, he's imprisoned in a retirement home until rescued by the incompetent Severed.
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Blazer meets a sexy wild woman at a rave, and it's love at first bite but it's the next day that things really begin to heat up -- when he's accused of her murder! Franny and Fontaine hunt for clues to clear Blazer. Blazers days as a free head look to be numbered, when Reilly takes over as his defense attorney!
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In a desperate bid to gain acceptance among the elite, sexually experimental ladies at her Country Club, Liz Bromberg instigates a sweaty, steamy affair with Fontaine. The word gets around about Fontaine's mighty sexual gift -- and soon he is servicing Liz's entire social circle! When Fontaine wants out Griz, Blazer and Lefty become his sex for hire students, in hopes of filling the vacant position.
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The Quads concoct a new scheme to bring in some dough -- by staging their own athletic competition, The Gimp Games. In order to guarantee a clean sweep, they rig the events and sabotage their competitors. It all comes down to the final race, which pits Reilly and Blazer against each other. Will the best Gimp win?
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While pursuing his dream of becoming a legitimate actor, Lefty unwittingly winds up starring in a series of B horror movies. The rest of the gang are more than happy to capitalize on his success, but when a disgusted Lefty refuses to make more movies, they set out to convince the public that the Psycho Slasher is far more than just a character he plays on screen.
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Reilly, looking to scam a quick buck, transforms himself into a smooth-talking, faith healing Preacher man, by convincing the guys there's a vision of the Virgin Mary in his breakfast omelet. Believers line up to catch a glimpse of the Blessed Eggs, while Reilly rakes in the donations. But when Sister Butch catches wind of the scam she calls in the Papal Investigators to bust his non-denominational ass!
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Spalding's parents are visiting from Australia, throwing Spalding into a tizzy. He's never gotten along with his dad and he's never told them he's gay! Griz has his own problems; the Health Inspector is coming to check out his bar. Franny agrees to pose as Spalding's girlfriend, but that backfires with disastrous results. Finally, Spalding admits he's gay Mom and Dad knew all along -- in fact, Dad is a transvestite! And Griz bar is saved when Spaldings mom, a neat freak, cleans it in the middle of the night.
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Spalding wants to win the heart of his old flame Bruce, and blackmails Reilly into posing as his boyfriend. At the same time Grizs rough n tumble alcoholic sister is in town, determined to turn Spalding straight!
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Reilly and co. rent out a room to an attractive thalidomide, Randy, who peeping Blazer discovers is really a man. Meanwhile, Reilly has been swept up in a local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg. Blazer is determined to out Randy to the others, while Reilly fashions an outrageous campaign with his pals, it's Randy the transsexual who tips the scales in Reilly's favor. Due to a technicality -- the public is safe! -- Reilly cant serve.
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Deborah Golden, doing her Doctorate in Medical research, needs volunteers for medical experiments: Reilly, Lefty, Fontaine, Blazer and Griz are enlisted. Soon, Reilly walks with the help of a remote control; Fontaine's hearing is amplified, Blazer grows a new body, Lefty's hook dexterity is sensitized; and a new drug turns Griz into the perfect gentleman. Meanwhile next door, Spalding has become Mort Bromberg's personal trainer, after Mort suffers a minor heart attack. The experiments are a success -- until the side effects kick in.
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Thanks to a TV News story on the Quads, ten-year-old runaway Grover appears at the door: he's Fontaine's son. As Fontaine and Grover bond, Franny's biological clock starts ticking, much to Reilly's horror. While Franny prepares to conceive, Reilly looks into various methods of sterilization! Grovers mother shows up to reclaim her son. Fontaine vows theyll stay in touch. Reilly has done an about face, and is ready to start a family but Franny has flip-flopped and wants to save the world first.
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Frustrated by his physical limitations, Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet: Blazer, Spalding, Fontaine and Griz like the idea of a hairy assistant so they each get one for their own selfish purposes. Environmentalist Franny protests the exploitation of the animals. Next door, a temporarily wheelchair bound Mort watches through binoculars, hiding his own dark, monkey secret.
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Reilly, always proud of his sexual prowess, suddenly finds himself unable to perform. After several unsuccessful homeopathic cures, he makes a deal with the Devil himself: an erection-on-demand for his soul. But when the Devil demands his payment earlier than expected, Reilly realizes he's made a terrible mistake - and the only one who can save him is Sister Butch Johnson. A showdown between Butch and the Devil occurs, ending with Reilly indebted to Sister Butch.
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The Handi-Capable Home Show is back in town, with hi-tech gadgets for every disability. Lucky Reilly ends up with the Life Wheel 3000, - the wheelchair for tomorrow's cripple, today - with every bell and whistle imaginable. But GAL also wants total control over Reilly, cutting him off from his friends; the severed's "intervention" to save him results in a battle that turns GAL into a hunk of molten metal.
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Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over the Christmas holidays, especially with Griz constantly tempting him. But when Reilly falls off the wagon, and LOSES Blazer in a bad part of town, he admits his problem to a very supportive Franny.
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A suave visitor, Eduardo enters their severed lives: hes a Latin Love Quad, Man of the World, Chef, Healer, Environmentalist, and so much more. He wins the hearts of all, especially Franny much to Reilly's chagrin. Reilly becomes obsessed with proving Eduardo to be a fraud.
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In her desperate attempts to climb the social ladder, pretentious Liz Bromberg holds a Telethon to raise money for unfortunate gimps. Liz and Blazer become allies as they exploit the magnificent severed on national television for personal gain. Liz and Blazer end up being the ones who are exposed.
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Perpetually low on cash, Reilly and the gang make several fairly honest attempts at finding jobs in the real world with no success. Lightbulb! Rent out the luxurious Maimed Manor for weddings, parties etc. They're raking in the money, until their next booking gets the address wrong and trashes the Bromberg mansion next door!
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This episode introduces our motley handi-capable crew and their bizarre living arrangement. Reilly, an able-bodied drunk is hit by a car and finds himself a quadriplegic drunk. The guilt-ridden driver, wealthy Mort Bromberg, buys Reilly the mansion next to his own, much to the horror of Mort's social climbing wife, Liz. Reilly fills his new home with other differently-abled roommates -- Fontaine, Lefty and Blazer. In the process, we meet Reilly's support system-girlfriend Franny, gay physical therapist Spalding, politically correct counselor Debbie Golden, barkeep Griz and the lovingly vengeful Sister Butch Johnson. Reilly makes a shaky vow to stay sober, and we're off.
