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In part two of the finale, several character witnesses are called to the stand in George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer's trial. The bubble boy, Marla, the virgin, Mr. Bookman, Sidra, the old woman Jerry mugged, and several others give testimonies. Estelle Costanza tries to bribe the judge to get George out of trouble. The jury finally returns with a verdict, but the foursome aren't remorseful for doing nothing. The series closes the same it began, with Jerry commenting about the second button on George's shirt.

In part one of the finale, the gang find out that the pilot for Jerry's show has been approved and 13 episodes were ordered. NBC lends the foursome a jet to use before they have to move to California for the show, and they decide to go to Paris. While in the air, Kramer tries to get water out of his ear, but ends up stumbling into cockpit, sending the plane into a dive. The plane has to land, and on the ground, the gang sees a robbery, but don't attempt to help, so they are arrested. Several characters travel to their trial, including Jerry's parents, Peterman, Puddy, Newman, and others.

Part two of looking back on the past nine seasons of Seinfeld including bloopers.

A look back on relationships, break ups, and other clips from the past nine seasons of Seinfeld.

At a Mets game, Elaine, George, Jerry, and Kramer decide to leave in the 8th inning since the Mets are losing 8 to 0. However, they have a tough time getting home due to a Puerto Rican Day parade. George is taunted by a man with a laser pointer. Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire and is mobbed by a group of people.

Everyone George works with has a nickname, so he decides he wants to be called T-Bone. However, his idea backfires when his co-workers start calling another guy T-Bone. Kramer's girlfriend moves to downtown New York, so he now has to have a long-distance relationship with her. Elaine tries to get a new phone number, but gets a new area code as well. Jerry hires a maid, Cindy, and begins to date her as well. But soon she demands payment even if she doesn't clean the apartment.

At a pizza parlor, Jerry and George see an old Frogger game that George used to play. He finds out that he still has the high score on the game, and attempts to save the game, with the help of Kramer, when he learns that the parlor is being torn down. Elaine finds a piece of cake in Peterman's refrigerator that was from King Edward VIII's wedding. She ends up eating the cake, then attempts to replace it with another similar looking cake.

Jerry and George spend time at a bookstore in order to meet women. There, George takes a book to read into the bathroom, and is forced to buy it. Jerry sees Uncle Leo shoplifting, and tells his family about what he saw. Kramer and Newman start their own rickshaw business. While drunk, Elaine makes out with a co-worker, then makes up a story about dating him to avoid trouble at the office.

George begins to end conversations early so he doesn't end up saying something stupid. Jerry overhears his girlfriend talking about "the tractor story", and George and Jerry wonder what the story might entail. Kramer and Mickey volunteer to fake illnesses so medical students can diagnose them. Elaine sees a "Jesus fish" on Puddy's car and wonders if he's religious.

Jerry buys a $200 pocket Wizard organizer. Kramer moves to Del Boca Vista, deciding that he's ready to retire. Together, Kramer and Morty plot to get Kramer elected president of the condo. To do so, they give each voter a cheap version of a Wizard, known as a Willard. Back in New York, Elaine tries to figure out the race of her boyfriend, and George tries his best to get out of a foundation meeting.

Kramer buys a strongbox to keep his valuable belongings in. But when it comes time to hide the key, Kramer has a hard time deciding where to put it. Elaine finds a new boyfriend who becomes a big mystery to her, until she finds out why he likes to hide in dark corners every so often. George's girlfriend won't let him breakup with her, so George goes to great lengths to do so. Jerry goes with Kramer to a pet cemetery to retrieve Kramer's strongbox key from a parrot that ate it and died.

Elaine comes across a cartoon in the New Yorker, but can't figure out why it's funny. She then becomes determined to get her comic published. Kramer's honesty gets Jerry in trouble with Sally, an old friend of Elaine's, and she begins to do stand-up about how mean Jerry is. George's new girlfriend looks like Jerry, but he refuses to believe it.

Newman and Kramer switch peepholes so they'll have a different view on the world. George buys a large wallet and keeps all of his receipts in it, but ends up putting one too many receipts in it. Elaine tries to get Jerry to use a Carry-All, or a mens' purse. Puddy starts wearing a large fur coat, which Elaine hates.

Puddy is promoted from a mechanic to a car salesman, so Jerry tries to use Puddy to get a good deal on a new car. But when Elaine and Puddy get into a fight, Jerry tries to get them back together so he can get his good deal. At the dealership, George tries to get a twinkie, but the vending machine won't take his dollar. Meanwhile, Kramer test drives a car and pushes it to the limit to see if it can handle a day in the life of Kramer.

Jerry's girlfriend, Gwen, looks either ugly or beautiful depending on what type of light she is in. At a Hanukkah party, George receives a donation made to a charity in his name as a gift. George sees this as an opportunity to not have to give out gifts, and sets up a fictitious charity, "The Human Fund", which he makes donations to on behalf of his co-workers for their gifts. However, George is found out, resulting in the story of Festivus. Meanwhile, Kramer resumes working at a bagel shop after a 12 year strike.

George demands an apology from a recovering alcoholic for a comment he once made about one of George's sweaters. Jerry's new girlfriend does everything in the nude, leading Jerry and George to debate whether or not there is a bad nude. Kramer thinks he's spending too much time in the shower and goes to Jerry for advice on how to take less time. Meanwhile, Elaine is at odds with a co-worker, Peggy, who gets mad at Elaine for touching her water.

In an episode told backwards, Jerry, George and Elaine return home from their India trip and they don't want to talk about the trip or even talk to each other. George finds out that Jerry slept with his girlfriend and to compensate, George wants to sleep with Elaine. Elaine tells everyone that she once slept with Sue Ellen's fiance, which causes Sue Ellen to call off the wedding.

Elaine's neighbor is out of the country and left her alarm set to go off at 3:30 am. Kramer buys a meat slicer, and Elaine breaks it when he lets her borrow it. Jerry's new girlfriend is a doctor who only talks about healing people. George gets a new job and realizes that he knows the boss from somewhere.

Kramer finds part of a Merv Griffin Show set in a dumpster. He sets the pieces up in his apartment and creates his own show, featuring him as a host. Jerry's girlfriend collects old toys and refuses to let anyone play with them. George hits a squirrel and his girlfriend has him take the squirrel to the vet. Meanwhile, Elaine has to deal with an annoying co-worker.

Kramer gets disgusted with all of the junk mail he receives, so he closes off his mailbox and forwards all of his mail to Jerry's box. Jerry has a show to help a car dealership owned by "Fragile" Frankie, and is given a van for his help. Meanwhile, George thinks his parents are avoiding him, and Elaine tries to get Puddy back.

Jerry's parents hire a personal trainer for him. However, the trainer is very old and ends up throwing out his back. Kramer begins stocking up on his own blood, but runs into refrigeration problems. George decides that if he could combine sex and food, he would have the perfect life. Elaine's friend thinks Elaine is too irresponsible to watch her son but tries to prove her friend wrong. But when babysitting is more than Elaine bargained for, she tries to show that she is irresponsible to get out of it.

Frank begins to use the phrase "serenity now" every time he feels his blood pressure rising. Elaine is invited to a bar mitzvah for her boss's son and is French kissed by the son. George begins to work as a computer salesman, but isn't good at selling them to other people. Jerry's girlfriend gives Knicks tickets away, which makes Jerry mad, but he doesn't show it. His girlfriend comments that he never gets angry, so Jerry attempts to show his anger.

George's co-workers find out that he's faking his handicap and they no longer treat him special. George has a contract, so he can't be fired, but everyone tries their best to get him to quit. Jerry and George mock Jerry's new girlfriend, Claire, whose stomach makes strange noises. They do so with an accented "hello", which is referred to as the voice. Jerry bets Elaine that she'll get back together with Puddy and Kramer gets an intern to help him with Kramerica.

Kenny Bania, Jerry's rival, continues to take Jerry's past material, and even starts dating one of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. To change this, Jerry decides to do badly in one of his acts so Kenny will do bad as well. But Jerry's plan completely backfires. Kramer starts shaving using butter and starts roasting himself in a sauna. Newman sees him as a giant turkey and chases him around. Meanwhile, Elaine and Puddy travel to Europe together, and George tries to hide that he's a closet Bania fan.

George finds out that his severance pay will last him 3 months, enough to pay for a relaxing summer of no work. Jerry is invited to the Tony Awards, and Kramer sneaks into the event. He sits in Raquel Welch's seat and has to accept an award for her. Elaine comments that a co-worker walks like a stiff, and her co-workers hopes that it will cause a cat fight.

A muffin shop starts selling the tops of muffins, but runs into problems when the muffin bottoms begin to pile up. Kramer tries to get rid of the bottoms for the shop, but is turned down by everyone he offers them to. Jerry decides to shave his chest, but is warned by Kramer not to do so. Kramer gives a tourist a tour of Peterman's life and has Jerry come along. Meanwhile, Elaine helps solve the muffin bottom problem.

Kramer and Newman both plan parties to celebrate the new millennium, Kraminnium and Newmanium, respectively. Kramer and Elaine team up to hurt business at a clothing store. George thinks that the Mets have a job for him, so he tries his best to get fired. But Steinbrenner thinks that George was offered a job with Tyson chicken, so he negotiates a deal to keep George. Meanwhile, Jerry worries about what position his girlfriend put his number on her speed dial.

George's girlfriend uses the phrase "yada yada" to skip to the end of stories she tells, which George sees as the best part of her stories. Elaine agrees to be a character witness for a friend who's trying to adopt. Kramer and Mickey go on a double date, but have trouble recalling who's dating who. Jerry's dentist converts to Judaism.

George begins to nap under his desk and everyone assumes that he is working because no one can find him. Steinbrenner decides to wait in George's office for him to return, so George has Jerry call in a bomb threat to get Steinbrenner out of his office. Elaine's boyfriend gives her a mattress, which she then gives to Kramer because it was a "commitment gift". Meanwhile, Jerry has his kitchen redone and Kramer takes up swimming.

The gang alienates Elaine when they find out that she didn't like The English Patient. She lies to Peterman about seeing it, so he arranges for her to watch it. Kramer teaches a group of Dominicans about communism, which leads them to revolt on Kramer. Jerry goes to Florida to visit his parents where an elderly man challenges Jerry to a weightlifting competition. Meanwhile, a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend.

Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and she uses it before he can tell her about it. Not wanting to tell her the truth, Jerry tries to sterilize her mouth and refuses to kiss her. Once he finally tells her, she drops something of his in the toilet and won't tell him what it is, sending Jerry into a frenzy. Meanwhile, Kramer adopts a highway and spends his time keeping it spotless. He starts to think that the lanes are too narrow, so he covers the current lines with black paint. Elaine tries to order Chinese, but the restaurant won't deliver to her side of the street so she finds another way to get the food.

Elaine decides to have an alter-ego when a co-worker mistakenly calls her Susie. Susie gets blamed for everything at work and Elaine becomes more popular because she is the only one that ever can find Susie. However, Elaine has to fake Susie's death when Peterman wants to see Elaine and Susie in his office. Kramer places a bet in Jerry's name and the bookie comes after Jerry, and Kramer causes George's girlfriend to leave him.

George interviews candidates for the foundation money. He doesn't find anyone he likes until he finds a boy who is similar to him and agrees to give the boy the scholarship. Later, George has a run-in with a gang, The Van Buren Boys, and by accident flashes their gang sign. The gang think he is one of them until George goes to far to prove that he is. Peterman, after deciding his biography would be boring, buys the rights to some of Kramer's life stories for 750 dollars. Jerry meets the "perfect" girlfriend.

George is teased at a meeting by Reily and can't think of a good comeback until it's too late. Determined to deliver his great comeback, George tracks down Reily, who no longer works for the Yankees, in Ohio and personally gives him the comeback. Meanwhile, Jerry buys a tennis racket from a man he thought was a professional tennis player, Kramer wonders what his life would be like if he was in a coma, and a reviewer named Vincent becomes interested in Elaine.

Jerry's parents think that Jerry has run into financial trouble, so they sell the Cadillac that Jerry gave them to Klompus for 6000 dollars. Jerry then goes to Florida to get the car back, but ends up paying Klompus 14,000 dollars for it. Meanwhile, Elaine helps Morty get a job at the Peterman company and George, thinking he'll have a big inheritance, starts spending a lot of money.

Jerry bounces a check at a market and the owner puts it up for everyone to see. Jerry soon finds that the owner runs an underground cock fight, so Jerry and Kramer train Kramer's rooster, named Little Jerry, to beat the big rooster. Meanwhile, Elaine dates a man who prefers to shave his head, and Elaine tries to convince him to grow his hair back. George dates a convict who is serving time at a local prison.

George goes up against a survivor of the Andrea Doria shipwreck to get a cheap apartment. Though the panel originally leans toward giving the apartment to the survivor, George wins them over by telling them about his pathetic life and his fiancee dying. Elaine dates a man who has trouble breaking up with women. Jerry and Newman team up to get rid of each other forever -- Jerry helps Newman deliver mail on Sunday so he can get a mail job in Hawaii.

George decides to abstain from sex with his girlfriend because she has a disease that would be complicated by sex. After not having sex for so long, George becomes smart and finds that he's wasted his intellectual talents in his constant pursuit of sex. Meanwhile, Jerry gets bumped from a local school's career day, Kramer opens a smoking lounge that causes some health problems, and Elaine dates someone who's almost a doctor.

Elaine lets George buy an expensive hat with her company expense account. She tries to replace the hat with a Russian fur hat, but has no luck. Later, Elaine heads to Burma to have Peterman authorize her expenses. Jerry and Kramer switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant opens across from Kramer's apartment. George develops a plan to leave things in his dates' apartments so he can have a reason to call them the next day.

Jerry receives his royalty checks for his appearance on a Japanese TV show and gets writer's cramp after signing them all. Kramer helps some Japanese tourists by finding them sleeping quarters in a chest of drawers. Kramer tries to show the tourists that Jerry's show would be a hit in Japan, but the tourists dislike Jerry after he has to hack them out of the chest of drawers. Meanwhile, Elaine's boyfriend loves a song that Elaine hates, so she tries to find a song that they'll both like, and George hires carpet cleaners for Yankee Stadium who Kramer think are in a religious cult.

Elaine has to fire a man, but can't do it and ends up promoting him instead. The man that she promoted wears army fatigues and constantly talks about wars and battles. While working on the J. Peterman catalog, the man causes everyone to quit, leaving him and Elaine as the only employees. Jerry's new girlfriend has a friend who is being mentored by Kenny Bania, and later, Jerry becomes Kenny's mentor. Meanwhile, George learns about risk management by listening to tapes, and Kramer has Frank help him cook a Jewish meal.

George thinks the woman at the photo lab is coming on to him when he finds pictures of a woman in his photos. Kramer sees that Jerry has a stereo that he doesn't like, so he helps Jerry get a refund on the stereo. To do so, he mails Jerry the stereo in pieces, and since Kramer insured the package, Jerry ought to be able to get money for the damaged stereo. However, Kramer's scheme doesn't go as well as he had planned. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to look at her medical records and has Kramer pose as a doctor to do so.

George watches Elaine dance at an office party and notices how bad of a dancer she is. However, Elaine thinks that she is a great dancer until she watches a video of her dancing. Elaine tells a co-worker that George is a bad boy, which the woman finds attractive. To further his new image, he begins to drive fast, but his real self shows when is arrested for making a bootleg video. When Jerry gets tickets to a film premiere, Kramer talks Jerry helping him make bootleg videos of the premiere.

Elaine makes new friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. Jerry dates a woman who is very beautiful but has "man hands". George finds a way to get into the "Forbidden City", a place where models hang out. Kramer uses the bathroom at an office building and starts to work there.

George begins to think that the foundation suspects that George was the one that killed Susan. To find out for sure, George hides a tape recorder in a brief case and leaves it in a foundation meeting. Elaine gets pressured from her friends to have a baby, but soon after she meets a man that wants no children and even has a vasectomy to prove it. Meanwhile, Kramer goes to Newman for advice when he finds himself attracted to Jerry's girlfriend.

George starts to move on with his life after Susan's death. Susan's parents start a foundation in Susan's memory and want George to run it. Jerry runs into Delores and she tries to get back with him until she finds out that he broke off an engagement. Elaine takes over as head of the Peterman company while Peterman is in Burma. Meanwhile, Kramer becomes a karate instructor.

As the wedding date gets closer and closer, George continues to try to get out of the marriage. Everyone gives him suggestions on how to get out of it -- Elaine suggests taking up smoking and Kramer suggests a pre-nup so she thinks he has trust issues. Later, George picks up the invitations for the wedding. Susan licks all of them before sending it out, then gets sick from the adhesive. Susan dies from the illness, and George feels that he's finally free. Meanwhile, Jerry gets engaged to a girl who saved his life, but immediately regrets it, and Kramer comes across a bank that will give out $100 if a teller doesn't say 'hello'.

Kramer starts wearing tight pants that are hard for him to get in and out of. George comments on a couple's relationship and Jerry and Elaine wait for them to break up so they can pursue them. But George begins to feel bad about the comment, but Jerry and Elaine try to convince him that it was okay. Later, Susan hears about what George said and George begins to think that it may be the way out of getting married.

George's boss is impressed by George's work on the project. Jerry has a detective try to find his car, but the detective doesn't come up with anything. On their way to Michigan, Kramer and Newman see Jerry's car in Ohio and Kramer pursues the car. But in the pursuit, Kramer throws all of the cans and bottles, then Newman out of the mail truck to go faster. The mechanic throws the golf clubs at Kramer to try to lose him. Elaine delivers the mangled clubs to Peterman, who thinks that JFK had a bad temper.

George's boss gives him an important assignment, but George doesn't hear all of the details. Elaine overbids on a set of golf clubs for J. Peterman. He tells her not to go over 10,000 dollars, but once Sue Ellen keeps bidding higher than Elaine, Elaine goes over the amount. Once she wins the clubs, she leaves them in Jerry's car. This turns out to be a problem when Jerry takes his car to a fanatical mechanic who takes the car, and the clubs, because Jerry has been mistreating the car. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman devise a plan to take a bunch of cans to Michigan where they get more per can than in New York.

George has Steinbrenner try an eggplant calzone, and afterwards, Steinbrenner has to consult George before making any major moves or decisions. Jerry thinks that Elaine's boyfriend is dating her without him actually asking her out. Kramer starts wearing warm clothes straight out of the dryer, but has to heat them in the oven when he runs out of quarters.

Jerry gets Elaine to help him prove that a sales clerk is wrong about a jacket, but Elaine ends up dating the clerk. George and Kramer find a cheap parking lot and decide to park their cars there. Later, George finds that a hooker used his car after he finds a used condom in the car. George then thinks that the condom may be the key to get out of marrying Susan. Meanwhile, George has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for a play.

Jerry borrows a jacket to get into the Friars Club, but loses it at a dinner theater. Kramer tries to sleep like Leonardo di Vinci, but ends up falling asleep at inopportune times. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine tries to prove that he his not deaf by coming on to him. Peterman sees this and tries to set the two up.

George's girlfriend has a doll that looks exactly like George's mother. Jerry carries a package for one of Susan's friends, who warns Jerry to be careful with it. Jerry doesn't break her package, but he ends up breaking barbecue sauce that he was going to use in an act. Meanwhile, Frank Costanza turns George's room into a pool room and plays pool in his underwear with Kramer and the Maestro.

Elaine has to get a physical before she can go to Africa with J. Peterman. However, after eating poppy seeds, she tests positive for opium. Jerry and Newman plot to get new shower heads after the building installs new shower heads to conserve water. George's parents decide to move to Florida, only in spite of the Seinfelds.

Elaine gives George Marisa Tomei's phone number and Susan becomes suspicious. Elaine helps George with Marisa by being his alibi, which involves being an importer/exporter named Art Vandelay. In Florida, Jerry runs into the woman that he stole the marble rye from. Meanwhile, Kramer is finally victorious over the cable guy.

Jerry goes to Florida to surprise his parents with a Cadillac. Kramer and Elaine find out how much money Jerry makes, and Elaine becomes interested in Jerry again. George rethinks his engagement when he learns that he may be able to meet Marisa Tomei. Meanwhile, Kramer gets revenge on the cable company and Klompus accuses Morty Seinfeld of embezzling condo funds to pay for his new Cadillac.

Elaine finds a bike that she wants but strains her neck trying to get it down off of a wall. Kramer helps Elaine get rid of her neck problems, but wants the bike in exchange for his help. George tells Susan that he wants to name their first child Seven, but gets angry when Susan's cousin names her child Seven. Meanwhile, Jerry notices that his girlfriend always wears the same dress when the go out, and Kramer keeps a tab of things he takes from Jerry's.

George leaves his car in the parking lot at Yankee Stadium waiting for a locksmith. George's boss thinks that George is putting in extra hours, because is car is there all day, and gives him a promotion. After finding out that his boss thinks he's putting in extra hours because his car is there, George decides to take a vacation, but leave the car there so his boss thinks he's working. However, his plan backfires after Steinbrenner thinks he's dead. Meanwhile, Kramer begins to play golf and trusts his caddy for everything. Elaine runs into an old rival who never wears a bra.

George, along with his parents, is invited for dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house. They bring along a marble rye bread to give to her parents. But as they leave, George accidentally grabs the bread on the way out, causing a stir. Now, George, with the help of Kramer and Jerry, try to get a loaf of marble rye back into the house. Meanwhile, Elaine dates a jazz saxophonist.

Kramer becomes active in getting an old theater reopened. Kramer also befriends one of George's old friends, Lloyd, who is recovering from a nervous breakdown. Kramer tries the gum that Lloyd likes and insists that everyone try it as well. Meanwhile, George's car catches fire.

Elaine finds out that her favorite birth control method, "the sponge" is going to be discontinued, so she goes around town to find all the sponges she can find. Since she could only find a limited amount, Elaine comes up with a system of requiring her dates to prove they're "spongeworthy". Each date comes up with some way of proving himself. George gets in trouble with Jerry after telling Susan things that Jerry confided in George.

Jerry gets annoyed by a pool guy who really wants to be friends with Jerry. Kramer helps Jerry get rid of him by pretending to be moviefone each time the pool guy calls Jerry. Elaine gets tickets for a historical clothing exhibit but realizes she has no female friends. Jerry suggests that she invite Susan and George worries that his two worlds of "independent George" and "relationship George" will clash.

George tries to keep his ATM code secret from Susan. Elaine becomes interested in a man who can't remember her. Jerry's foot falls asleep at the wrong time and a one-legged man thinks that Jerry's making fun of him. Meanwhile, Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and tries to help reorganize different operations at the fire department.

A new soup restaurant opens with soup that everyone loves. But the owner, dubbed 'the Soup Nazi', is eccentric and wants everyone to follow a strict ordering procedure. Both Jerry and Elaine make mistakes ordering and are angry when they aren't allowed back. Elaine's furniture is stolen and Kramer convinces the soup Nazi to give an armoire to Kramer to give to his friend who's furniture was stolen. Later, Elaine discovers the soup recipe in the armoire from the soup Nazi.

George picks up a new way of speaking after spending time with baseball officials. But when George uses the words he picked up at work, he runs into some trouble. Elaine has an immigrant runner, who overslept before the Olympics and missed them, as a house guest. Jerry helps to make sure that he doesn't oversleep again. Meanwhile, Kramer gets a hot tub.

At work, George gets put in charge of a birthday card for the Yankees, but after getting grapefruit juice in his eye, George begins to wink at the wrong times. Jerry dates Elaine's cousin, but dating her conflicts with his new diet. Meanwhile, Elaine goes on a blind date.

George begins to feel the pressures of his relationship with Susan so he tries to help a security guard who works at a store that Susan's uncle owns. However, George's help ends up doing more bad then good. Elaine dates a man who likes to be called "the Maestro", who talks to Jerry about a house in Tuscany. Meanwhile, Kramer continues with his lawsuit against the coffee shop that gave him the coffee that he spilled on himself in the previous episode.

George convinces Susan to postpone their wedding date. Elaine becomes jealous towards George's engagement, upset that George is the first of the four to get engaged. Elaine talks about her jealousy with a rabbi, who tells Jerry about their conversation. Meanwhile, Kramer and Jerry see Plan 9 from Outer
Space but Kramer spills coffee on him when he tries to sneak it in.

Jerry and George start to rethink their relationships with women. George gets back together with Susan, and after some convincing, she agrees to marry George. But after becoming engaged, George begins to feel trapped. Meanwhile, Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend and Elaine has a problem with a dog which Kramer and Newman help her solve.

Jerry and George play in a celebrity softball game and people think that they purposely injured Bette Midler after George accidentally slides into her at home plate. Kramer becomes friends with Bette Midler while she is in the hospital. Elaine thinks that a manicurist is talking bad about her in her native tongue and has George's father translate for her. Later, Elaine lands a job with the J. Peterman catalog.

George talks about toilet paper with his girlfriend and starts to think that he's in love with her. When he tells her about his feelings, she doesn't respond at all. Elaine dates a man who paints his face for hockey games and his actions at the games offend Elaine, Jerry and a priest. Meanwhile, a monkey throws a banana at Kramer, and when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed.

Elaine decides to quit her job but changes her mind when she learns that Mr. Pitt added her to his will. George's boss thinks that he's a racist and George has to prove otherwise. After traveling to Ithaca, Jerry tries to meet a model at the airport's diplomat club but Katie, his assistant, makes the meeting nearly impossible. Meanwhile, Kramer starts gambling again and calls Newman to intervene.

Kramer gets the custom license plates that he ordered but they read ASSMAN instead of what he ordered. Despite being wrong, Kramer uses them anyway and wonders who assman is. Jerry comes up with a new move to use during sex and is mad when he finds out that Elaine's boyfriend uses it too. George tries to use the move but does it wrong so he has Jerry write instructions. The instructions work, but George's girlfriend dumps him when she sees them. Meanwhile, George's mother has eye surgery and Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.

George finds a doodle that his girlfriend did of him. He has Elaine find out if she really likes him or not and learns that she likes him because "looks are not important". Jerry finds fleas in his apartment and figures out that they came from Newman. Elaine writes a manuscript but leaves it in Jerry's apartment right before it's fumigated. Meanwhile, Kramer gets ready for some peaches that are only in season two weeks per year.

Elaine meets a man at the gym that she really wants to date and ends up talking to "the Jimmy", a man that refers to himself in the third person. Jerry goes to the dentist for some dental work and when he comes to, he sees the dentist and his assistant getting dressed, leading Jerry to wonder if he was violated while he was under. Meanwhile, Kramer is mistaken for a mentally handicapped man.

Jerry gets in trouble with the doorman at Elaine's boss's apartment but was only trying to be nice. Kramer and Frank Costanza go into business together to help the manly breast problem that Frank has.

Elaine's friend, a woman that Jerry has to 'kiss hello', has an old hairstyle and Jerry and Elaine try to get Kramer to tell her about it. Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building. Soon, Jerry gives every woman in the building a 'kiss hello' and when he stops, he becomes very unpopular. Meanwhile, George gets billed for an appointment that he missed so he tries to bill the doctor for canceling an appointment.

Elaine tries to make a homosexual man "switch teams". George gets a hair piece that makes him look ridiculous but gives him more confidence. Kramer sets George up with a bald woman and debates whether or not he can date a bald woman. Jerry starts dating a cop but she makes him take a lie detector test when she thinks he's lying about not watching Melrose Place.

Part two of the 100 episode mark celebration with clips from the previous 99 episodes.

A clip-filled episode of highlights from the first 99 episodes of Seinfeld.

Kramer helps Newman to escape from a cop that's been trying to find Newman for years due to his bad parking. Jerry finds out that a man is faking cancer to get sympathy. Meanwhile, George gets a hairpiece and Elaine buys some sunglasses.

Jerry and Elaine think that they got regifted when Jerry gets a label maker that Elaine gave to a friend for a gift. George convinces his girlfriend to have her male roommate move out, but soon regrets his decision. Kramer and Newman play a long game of Risk and Jerry ends up going to the Superbowl with an unexpected person.

Jerry dates a woman, but he likes her roommate more than her. George and Jerry try to come up with a plan of how Jerry can pull off a roommate switch. Meanwhile, George thinks his girlfriend is bulimic and Kramer decides it's time to start using his first name.

Elaine dates a communist, who talks to Kramer about Communism. Kramer gets a job as a department store Santa and tells the children communist propaganda. Jerry meets up with an old high school classmate who he beat in a track race. The friend argues that Jerry got a head start so they decide to re-race. Meanwhile, George responds to an ad in a communist newspaper, making his boss think that he's a communist.

Jerry sees his dry cleaner wearing one of his jackets he took in and goes to confront the man. George hires an unattractive secretary so he won't be distracted, but her efficiency gets her a raise, making her salary higher than George's. Kramer sells the clothes he's wearing to Kenny Bania and has to hide in a dressing room until he finds something to wear home. Later, Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number.

Kramer gets cut by a wire outside a mom and pop store and the store gets in trouble when it's inspected for faulty wiring. The repairs cost more than the store can afford, so Kramer and Jerry set out to help the store. Meanwhile, George buys a car he thinks was owned by Jon Voight and Elaine gets Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tickets for Mr. Pitt.

Kenny Bania, Jerry's comic rival, gives him a free Armani suit, but asks for a free meal in return. At a restaurant, Jerry buys Kenny soup, but Kenny doesn't think it's enough. Because of his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh fruit. Elaine brings back a man from England who mooches off of her. George tries to date a waitress from Monk's, but during a walk with her, she spells out her relationship with him.

Jerry dates a gymnast and wants to have sex with her because of it. But, George, once again, strikes out in his relationship. Elaine's boss becomes obsessed with 3-D artwork and sends Elaine to represent him in a merger while he goes to find the painting. Meanwhile, Kramer has to pass a kidney stone.

George joins a book club but since he doesn't like to read, he tries to rent the movie instead. When the movie he needs to see is rented out, he begs the family with the copy to watch it with them. Jerry buys a new couch and Elaine dates the delivery man until she learns his stance on a controversial topic. Meanwhile, Kramer goes into the pizza business with Poppie.

Jerry dates a woman, who he thinks is Chinese, after phone lines get crossed and he asks her out. Kramer worries that his sperm count is low so he goes to a fertility clinic. George's parents separate and he worries that they're going to get divorced.

Jerry finally goes to the bank to cash checks that his grandmother gave to him for his birthday. The checks bounce, causing a big hassle for his grandmother. Jerry volunteers to host a PBS fundraiser and George gets a Yankee player, Danny Tartabull, to attend the fundraiser. Meanwhile, Jerry thinks that one of Elaine's friends hit on him even though she is in a relationship and Elaine sets out to find out if she did or not.

George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, and Elaine tries to get it from a stationary store where the clerk hits one her. Jerry goes on a date with a woman that was dumped by Newman, which makes Jerry wonder why Newman would dump her. Meanwhile, Kramer helps a man that he played golf with flee from the police in a white Ford Bronco.

Jerry begins to date Miss Rhode Island, and when they need a chaperone to accompany them to the pageant, Kramer volunteers. At the pageant, Kramer tries to help her prepare and becomes her coach in the process. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday, but ends up working for Mr. Pitt instead, and George decides the Yankees should use polyester uniforms instead of cotton.

George realizes that if he'd do the opposite of what he would normally do, his luck may change for the better. Once George quits following his instincts, he finds himself with a job, girlfriend, and free of his parents. Elaine's luck isn't as good as George's after she buys a box of Jujyfruits. Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his newest product.

During a trip to the Hamptons to visit a new baby, George is angry that everyone saw his girlfriend topless, except him. Jerry's girlfriend sees George come out of a pool nude and George explains the concept of "shrinkage" to her. Meanwhile, Kramer finds a full lobster trap, Elaine meets a cute doctor, and everyone agrees that the new baby is hideous.

George goes to a party at his girlfriend's apartment, then flees the building after seeing a fire, pushing his girlfriend's son out of the way in the process. Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers, which bothers her, and Jerry plots revenge on the co-worker after she heckles him during one of his routines.

Jerry and his girlfriend go to Schindler's List, but don't spend too much time watching the movie. Newman, however, tries to watch the movie but is distracted by Jerry and his girlfriend. The Seinfelds miss their flight to France and George continues to try to get out of the Big Brother program.

Jerry's parents stay at his apartment before their trip to Paris. Since his parents are there, Jerry can't spend any alone-time with his girlfriend. Elaine's boyfriend, a "close-talker", becomes obsessed with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Morty Seinfeld go into business together and George tries to get out of the Big Brother program just after getting into it.

Jerry has his girlfriend pose as his wife to get a marriage discount on his dry cleaning. But when Uncle Leo overhears the woman say she's Jerry's wife, his plan begins to backfire. Meanwhile, at the gym George uses the shower as a bathroom and fears that the man that saw him will turn him in. Elaine can't figure out if a guy at the gym likes her or not and Kramer tries to impress his girlfriend's parents.

Kramer talks his midget friend, Mickey, to wear lifts to appear taller in his stand-in work. Jerry visits a friend at the hospital, but his visit doesn't help his health. George decides to break up with his girlfriend, but changes his mind when he hears that she's talked about breaking it off too. Meanwhile, Elaine's date "takes it out" in the car during their date.

Jerry's girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. Elaine comes across a mannequin that looks exactly like her, and tries to find out where it came from. George tries to get a suit for half price and Kramer has a persistent itch.

Jerry tells an old college friend of Jerry and George's that George is a marine biologist. But the lie comes back to bite them when George is on the beach and is asked to save a whale. Meanwhile, Kramer has problems golfing and Elaine's pocket organizer is thrown from a limo by a Russian writer.

George, Jerry, Kramer and Elaine all struggle to come up with a dinner party gift. Jerry and Elaine decide to get a cake, but they don't take a number and are stuck with a cake with hair on it. Kramer and George decide to get wine, but George only has a 100 dollar bill that the cashier won't make change for.

While in the bathroom, Elaine runs out of toilet paper and asks the woman in the stall next to her for some. The woman, who happens to be Jerry's girlfriend, refuses to give her some. Elaine dates a man that Jerry refers to as a mimbo, a male bimbo. Elaine loves his face but it becomes disfigured while rock climbing with Kramer and George.

George converts to Latvian Orthodox to be with a woman of the same religion, but his parents aren't pleased with the change. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and has Elaine find out from her podiatrist friend what it's used for. Meanwhile, a sister at George's church becomes obsessed with Kramer.

Jerry offends a female Native American when he gives Elaine a "Cigar Store Indian" as a gift. George spills coffee on his parents' coffee table, makes Elaine take the subway home, and gives her a TV Guide to read on the ride home. On the subway, Elaine meets a man obsessed with television. Meanwhile, Kramer comes up with an idea for a coffee table that folds out from a book.

Elaine finds the perfect man, except the fact that his name is the same as a famous serial killer. Later, Elaine convinces him to change his name and they try to think up possible names. Meanwhile, Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and George tries his hardest to get Jerry's girlfriend to like him.

Jerry gets a bad hair cut but can't make himself tell his barber about it or find a new one. Jerry decides to get a haircut, in secret, by his barber's assistant in his apartment. When the barber suspects that Jerry is getting his hair cut by someone else, he sends Newman to get hair samples. Meanwhile, George interviews for a job, then goes to the office and acts like an employee while the boss is on vacation; Elaine brings Kramer to a singles auction.

Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt shop, but Jerry and Elaine begin to think it was a bad investment when everyone that eats the yogurt gains weight. When Kramer starts dating a lab technician, Jerry and Elaine have her test the yogurt to see why people are gaining weight. Meanwhile, Elaine dates a man running for mayor, and Jerry curses in front of a boy who starts swearing afterwards.

Kramer gets a job as a ball boy for the US Open and brings Jerry to the event with him. Jerry falls for one of the players and asks her on a date. However, the woman is deaf, but can read lips, and George and Jerry use her to eavesdrop on George's ex-girlfriend.

George, Jerry, and Elaine go to the hospital to witness a birth. Jerry and Elaine agree to be the baby's Godparents and plan the Jewish ceremonies for the baby. Kramer thinks he saw a "pig man" at the hospital and sets out to prove that the man really exists.

Frank Costanza gets George an interview for a bra salesman position. Elaine's boyfriend adds exclamation marks to everything he writes, and Elaine gets offended when he doesn't use an exclamation mark in a note he wrote her. Everyone suspects that Jerry's accountant is using drugs and Jerry, Newman and Kramer try to find out if the suspicion is true or not.

George's glasses are stolen, so he goes to one of Kramer's friends to try to get a discount on a new pair. Elaine gets bitten by a dog and develops a fear of dogs afterwards. Without his glasses on, George thinks she saw Jerry's girlfriend kiss one of Jerry's cousins.

Kramer starts dating a 'low talker' and at dinner with the two, Jerry says 'yes' to a question she asks him, even though he couldn't hear it. Jerry soon learns that she asked him to wear a new shirt style, the puffy shirt, during his act on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Meanwhile, George moves back in with his parents and gets a job as a hand model.

When Kramer gets banned from buying fruit from his usual fruit stand, he gets Jerry to buy the fruit for him. George loses confidence in bed after he thinks he's impotent. Jerry learns that Elaine faked orgasms when they were together and begs for another chance.

George confronts TV Kramer about the raisins and has to get a biopsy done on the white spot on his lip. Elaine starts an investigation on the coffee shop owner. Everyone, including Jerry's relatives, watch the pilot episode but when the current NBC president disappears, the new president may pull the plug on the series.

Jerry and George finally get the green light to shoot their pilot episode. During filming, George becomes preoccupied with a white spot on his lip and then suspects that Kramer's character is stealing boxes of raisins from the set. Meanwhile, Elaine has problems with a coffee shop that only hires 'well-endowed' waitresses.

George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot while he tries to find an engagement present for "the Drake." A handicap woman gets injured because of George's parking, so feeling guilty, George and Kramer visit her in the hospital. Kramer falls in love with the woman and buys her a new wheelchair, which does more harm than good. George's father gets arrested for parking in the handicap space and George becomes his butler to make up for it.

A valet leaves a strong odor in Jerry's car, and when Jerry can't get rid of it, he tries to sell the car. When it won't sell, Jerry leaves the car, with the keys in the ignition, for someone to take. George spots Susan holding hands with another woman and Kramer attempts to change the Susan's friend's orientation.

Jerry gets a date with a woman but has trouble remembering her name. He discovers that it rhymes with a female body part and with the help of George; they come up with Mulva, Bovary, and Arethra as possible names. Elaine visits an old friend who is in the hospital for an operation and lets Kramer and Jerry watch the operation. While watching, Jerry and Kramer cause a junior mint mishap.

Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend after Elaine convinces him she has breast implants. At the sauna, Elaine discovers that they are real after she pretends to fall. George goes to Detroit for a funeral with his girlfriend and tries to get a copy of the death certificate in order to get a discounted plane ticket.

George, Elaine, and Jerry volunteer at a retirement home. Elaine is grossed out by her resident; Jerry is assigned to a mean old man, who he loses when he takes him to get his dentures repaired. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman try to make money by selling old records to a used record store.

Jerry and George have to prove that they're straight after a college reporter misinterprets a joke that Jerry and George were trying to play on her. Things get worse when the story is picked up by the New York Post.

George and Jerry try to keep their TV series alive but run into problems when they can't figure out what to do with the Elaine character. Then George is caught staring at one of the executive's daughter's cleavage, threatening the entire series. Meanwhile, Jerry runs into an old girlfriend who wants and talks about Elaine's shoes.

George meets a female Chinese lawyer who thinks that he's funny and tells Jerry not to be funny around her so he can still appear funny to her. However, when Jerry starts talking dark and twisted, the lawyer begins to fall for Jerry's personality instead. Meanwhile, Kramer accidentally punches Mickey Mantle at a baseball fantasy camp and a mail mix-up with Jerry leads to Babu being arrested for not having a renewed visa.

George, Elaine, Kramer and Jerry plan on seeing a movie together. However, George gets in the wrong line for tickets and the four have to go to another theater to see the movie. There, through a series of errors, George ends up in the wrong movie, Jerry and Elaine watch a different movie because they were late, and Kramer, sees the movie they had planned on seeing all along.

Jerry goes on a date with the model from the plane but gets dumped after the model thinks she sees Jerry picking his nose in the car next to her. Elaine sends out a Christmas card that shows a bit too much of her. George tries to get back together with Susan but immediately regrets it and Kramer heads to Calvin Klein to complain about "The Ocean", a new fragrance Kramer thinks they stole from him.

After their original flight gets cancelled, Jerry and Elaine catch another plane, but Elaine gets put in coach while Jerry is in first class seated next to a model. Elaine misses the meal service and quickly gets tired of the crowded coach section. Meanwhile, George and Kramer drive to JFK airport to pick up Elaine and Jerry, then, after seeing that their flight was cancelled, drive to La Guardia where their flight was redirected. At the airport, George runs into a man that owes him money.

Jerry challenges George to see who can go the longest without masturbation. Kramer and Elaine find out about the bet and decide they want in on it too. Jerry's girlfriend, however, is disgusted by the premise of the contest.

George and Jerry continue working on their script and try to find a good idea to base the series off of. George considers dumping Susan so he can use his new profession to attract women. Jerry finds out that a girl he started dating is still a virgin and Elaine takes it upon herself to educate her about men.

Kramer gets everyone tickets to the opera. But George scalps his tickets after Susan can't go. Elaine breaks up with "Crazy" Joe, and Jerry and Elaine go to the opera together, each not knowing the other's past with "Crazy" Joe.

George and Jerry begin to write the script for their pilot episode. George and Susan talk to Susan's father about the cabin fire and discover his secret while looking through papers recovered from the cabin. Meanwhile, Kramer goes to the Cuban Embassy in search of Cuban cigars.

Elaine, Jerry, George and Susan go to a cabin owned by Susan's father. They all take a side trip with Jerry to visit a sick fan who is a "bubble boy" in order to avoid germs. They all play trivial pursuit with the boy and George fights with him over an answer. Meanwhile, Kramer and Naomi go to the cabin, uninvited.

At dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo, Jerry has to defend throwing the watch away after Uncle Leo brings up that he saw it in the trash. Elaine uses Kramer to pose as her boyfriend in order to break up with her psychiatrist boyfriend and George tries to get their NBC contract back.

Morty, Jerry's father, comes to New York to see a back specialist and asks Jerry about the watch he gave him. At NBC, George tries negotiate their deal, but ends up doing more bad than good. Meanwhile, Elaine returns from Europe and breaks up with her boyfriend.

Kramer's side effects from the accident begin to take their toll on him. Jerry throws away an old watch his parents gave him and Uncle Leo spots the watch in the trash. Newman convinces Kramer to be his alibi at his trial and Jerry and George get a green light for their pilot.

Jerry is asked by NBC to pitch an idea for a TV show. With George's help, he and Jerry come up with idea of "nothing" for a TV show. However, George's confidence as a screenwriter is lowered after his mother tells him he isn't a screenwriter. Also, George starts dating Susan, an NBC executive, but their relationship is strained when Kramer throws up on her.

Jerry and George try to tell the police that Kramer isn't the Smog Strangler and Kramer is oblivious to the manhunt launched to find him. Jerry and George get a ride in a police car and accidentally let a criminal escape when they exit the car. The police arrest Kramer and take him in for questioning.

Jerry and George go to L.A. where Jerry is going to be on the Tonight Show. While in L.A., they try to find Kramer who is trying to get his script read. Jerry loses paper with his jokes written on them and his act doesn't go well after George pesters the guests. Kramer mistakenly becomes the number one suspect in a serial killing when his script is found at the crime scene.

Jerry takes back Kramer's key to his apartment and gives it to Elaine instead. When Jerry needs his spare key to get into his apartment, he enlists the help of George to get it out of Elaine's apartment and they discover the script she had written. Kramer, feeling like he can come out of Jerry's shadow, lands a role on Murphy Brown and travels to California for the part.

Elaine borrows Jerry's car and tries to explain away the strange sound it makes after she uses it with a crazy story. Mike, one of Kramer's friends, thinks Jerry is a phony and George gets into a fight with Mike over a parking space.

Kramer poses for Jerry's girlfriend and his portrait becomes a masterpiece in the eyes of an elderly couple. Later, Jerry's girlfriend writes him a letter but Jerry hears the same lines from the letter on TV. Elaine wears an Orioles hat to a Yankee game and is banished from the stadium.

When Jerry confronts a woman that he saw hit-and-run, he ends up dating her, causing the victim to think Jerry did it. Meanwhile, George sleeps with Elaine's friend and Kramer has bad reactions to Marty Hart's voice.

George and Jerry take a limo that was supposed to be for a passenger who never made it on the plane and invite Elaine and Kramer to join them. However, things take a turn for the worst when they have to pretend they're the real people, who turn out to be White Supremacists.

George continues to convince the unemployment office that he's getting a job. Jerry and Kramer go to visit a former neighbor and her baby. Elaine breaks up with Keith after discovering he smokes and Jerry breaks up with him as well. Also, George tries to make good on his plans to sleep with a really tall woman.

Jerry gets to meet Keith Hernandez, a New York Mets player and tries to make a good first impression. Later, Keith goes on a date with Elaine, missing his plans with Jerry. Meanwhile, George has to talk the unemployment agency into extending his unemployment checks.

Together, Elaine and Jerry try to fix up George with Elaine's friend. Prior to their blind date, Kramer hands out condoms he was given and Jerry and Elaine agree to keep each other updated about how George's date went. However, Jerry and Elaine don't tell each other everything and Kramer's blue condoms didn't work as well as they should have.

Elaine has to fast for an upcoming X-ray appointment but breaks the fast for a piece of coffee cake. Jerry is hit on by Gina, a woman whose husband is in a coma. A psychic warns George not to go to the Cayman Islands so Kramer goes in his place.

Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a pez dispenser at a piano recital. The recital was held by George's girlfriend, and she becomes angry at him for the disruptions. Kramer suggests to George that he should break up with his girlfriend before she does. Meanwhile, Kramer comes up with a new cologne fragrance that smells like the beach and the pez dispenser works wonders at a drug intervention.

On the subway, George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer each have unusual experiences. George meets a woman who causes him to miss his stop and his job interview. Kramer overhears a tip on a racehorse while going to pay his traffic fines. Elaine's train stops, and she worries she'll be late for a lesbian wedding that she's the best man for. Jerry falls asleep and wakes up next to a large, naked man.

Elaine helps George get a job so he buys her a sweater to say thanks. The only problem with the sweater is a small red dot on the fabric and after seeing it, Elaine gives it back to George. Jerry unknowingly gives a recovering alcoholic a drink

Jerry's car is stolen and has trouble getting a rental car but is able to contact the thief by calling his carphone. George gets a job moving cars which slows the normal traffic flow and Elaine tries to break up with her 66 year-old boyfriend. Also, Kramer gets a part in a Woody Allen film and gets to say the line "these pretzels are making me thirsty."

Jerry and Elaine come up with signals so they can help one another get out of bad situations at a party. At the party, George strands Jerry and Elaine at the party when he leaves with a woman, forcing them to call Kramer for a ride. Meanwhile, George shoplifts from a drug store and gets arrested.

George starts dating a woman with a large nose and when Kramer is honest to her about the size of her nose, she gets a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry has to decide if he wants to stay in a relationship where the only good thing is the sex and Elaine helps Kramer get the jacket back.

Someone leaves dirty messages on Jerry's answering machine. Finally Elaine confesses to George that she was the one that left the message, angering George. Meanwhile, George hears about a new cure for baldness and Kramer tries to find the jacket.

Jerry befriends a restaurant owner and tries to help him get more business. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test by taking it for him but does poorly on the test. Kramer uses his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket to attract women until the former owner comes looking for it.

Kramer loses his car in a parking garage so Jerry, George and Elaine spend the afternoon looking for it. While searching, Jerry has to use the bathroom but can't find one so he urinates in the corner. A cop sees him and arrests him. Meanwhile, Elaine's fish die from neglect and Kramer, along with his car, forgets where he left his giant air conditioner.

Jerry gets a call from the library that he has a book that is 25 years overdue. Jerry thinks back to his childhood and remembers that George borrowed it and never gave it back. Meanwhile, George thinks a homeless man he saw was his high school gym teacher and Elaine thinks she'll lose her job after her boss doesn't like her ideas.

Jerry dog sits for a man he met on an airplane after the man has to go to the hospital and Jerry can't leave the apartment. Without Jerry, George and Elaine are forced to spend time alone and realize that it's not the same without Jerry. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to break up with his girlfriend.

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. Elaine soon regrets going with Jerry when she can't sleep due to the uncomfortable sofa bed and climate control. Klompus, one of Jerry's parents friends, offers Jerry an astronaut pen that writes upside down and keeps offering until Jerry reluctantly accepts.

To help Jerry with his taxes, George dates a woman from the IRS and gives her Jerry's tax papers. But George breaks up with her and tells her the real reason he dated her, sending her into a deep depression. George tries to get the papers back but finds out she's been institutionalized. Meanwhile, Kramer dates Elaine's roommate and they become uncomfortable around each other after Kramer inadvertently sees Elaine naked.

In order to get their insurance companies to cover physical therapy, Jerry gets his friend Roy, a dentist, to write them fake doctor's notes. George becomes uncomfortable when he gets a male physical therapist and during one of the massages, George said "it" might have moved. Meanwhile, Kramer claims that he saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts and Roy gets investigated for insurance fraud.

George accidentally gets a busboy fired. Feeling bad, he tries to make up for the incident but ends up losing the busboy's cat in the process. Meanwhile, Elaine has a houseguest that won't leave.

Elaine, George, and Jerry stop at a Chinese restaurant to have a quick dinner before seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space, a sci-fi spoof. However, the wait is longer than expected.

Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to host a baby shower so Jerry leaves town for a show. Before the shower, Kramer convinces Jerry to get an illegal cable hookup and the installation men come during the baby shower. Jerry's show gets cancelled so he comes home early, with George, whose ex-girlfriend is at the baby shower. Jerry has to confront a woman that he said he'd call but never did.

When Jerry and Elaine come across "naked people" while watching TV, they discuss whether or not sex between friends can actually work. George thinks that it could never work, but he is amazed after Jerry and Elaine lay down rules for their new "friends with benefits" type relationship. However, their new relationship begins to fail when Elaine's birthday nears.

George goes to the doctor after he had what he thought was a heart attack. The doctor tells him that he didn't have a heart attack, but needs to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. When the cost of the surgery is too much for George, Kramer suggests that he goes on a holistic healer, but the healer turns George's skin purple and he's forced to go to the hospital. Meanwhile, George's doctor catches Elaine's eye, but he's only interested in kissing her.

George quits his job when he is forced to use the regular bathroom, but immediately regrets his decision. Jerry suggests that he return to work and go about the day like nothing happened. When Jerry's plan falls through, George plots revenge on his boss. Meanwhile, Newman tells Kramer he's going to jump off the building and Jerry thinks that the laundry mat owner stole 1500 dollar he had in his laundry bag so he plots his own revenge with the help of Kramer.

In a box of things left to Jerry by his grandfather, Jerry finds a statue that matches one that George's parents had until it was broken. Meanwhile, Elaine boyfriend agrees to clean Jerry's apartment, but after he's done, the statue had disappeared from the mantle where Jerry had left it. Elaine and Jerry find the statue at Elaine's boyfriend's house and have to get it back without risking Elaine's editing job but at the same time have to save George from his parents fury.

Jerry makes it so Elaine can have the apartment above him, but then tries to talk her out of it once he realizes the possible ramifications. Meanwhile, Kramer uses mousse in his hair, and George tries out the "wedding band" theory in order to meet women.

George, thinking his girlfriend is ignoring him, leaves nasty messages on her answering machine. But George finds out that she's actually out of town and enlists Jerry's help to switch answering machine tapes. Meanwhile, Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement over a Dockers pants commercial.

Jerry buys a suede leather jacket with a pink-stripped lining, which he wears to a dinner date with George, Elaine, and her father. When it starts to snow outside, Jerry is forced to wear it inside out. Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen with Jerry wearing the lining on the outside, so Jerry wears it suede-out and Jerry's jacket is ruined by the precipitation. Meanwhile, George gets the theme song from Les Miserables stuck in his head, and Kramer helps his magician friend.

At a 50th anniversary party, Jerry makes a remark that immigrant children shouldn't ride ponies which offends the guest of honor. When she dies, Jerry has to decide whether to go to a championship softball game or attend her funeral. Meanwhile, Jerry bets Kramer that he can't renovate his apartment in a month, Elaine tries to find out what's going to happen to the elderly woman's apartment, and George begins to think he'll never have sex again.

After George dumps his girlfriend, Jerry starts dating her but she soon dumps him after going to one of his stand-up acts. Meanwhile, Kramer becomes obsessed over fresh fruit and Elaine becomes curious about a relationship with a guy in her building after he no longer says hello to her.

George and Jerry get a good stock tip and Jerry sells his stock before it takes a drop. George, however, keeps the stock and when it rebounds, he sells it for a lot of money. Jerry plans a weekend for him and Vanessa, but George warns him that trips like that are boring and known 'relationship killers'. While on the trip, Jerry is bored and hates the trip, just like George told him he would. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to deal with a cat problem.

Kramer comes up with a plan for a make your own pizza restaurant chain and goes about finding investors. Jerry's former high school friend begins to constantly bother him and he tries to avoid him. Meanwhile, George has relationship problems with his latest girlfriend.

When Jerry returns home from being out of town, he finds that his apartment had been broken into due to Kramer leaving the door open. Jerry decides that it's time to move and he and George go apartment hunting. But George begins to like the apartment Jerry finds and they fight over who gets it. Meanwhile, Elaine insists that she gets the apartment of whoever wins, and Kramer searches for the stolen items.

Elaine invites Jerry to a party where he meets a woman that fascinates him. However, Jerry knows nothing about her, not even her name, so he and George stakeout the lobby of her apartment complex in an attempt to 'run in' to her.

A girl that Jerry met on the road and likes calls and asks if she can stay in his apartment for the night while she's in town. George thinks that she's just using Jerry, and when she arrives, she asks to stay over even more. Then, after things begin to go well, Jerry learns that she's engaged.